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Seems to be a problem with calender on B3ta.When I booked my bash I put the Saturday 28th but when I save it it shows the 29th. Can I confirm it's the 28th. Crow has just brought this to my attention. I never noticed it before.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:59,
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latest was 15 years ago)
we'll both go bypsychic link-up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:05,
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think louder!I think it's a bad line
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:08,
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So should I still turn up on the Sunday or what?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:16,
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Also there's no map so I don't know where to turn up to(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:17,
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i thought rory's heart belonged on a SATURDAY NIGHT(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:29,
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Righto I've signed up then, make sure there's clean sheets on the bed, and I'm not interested in being disturbed prior to 11am for my cooked 'full northern Ireland' breakfast(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:30,
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If you're serious then gaz me and I'll give you the details.You'll have to get a b&b though as I'm all booked up.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:33,
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YES BUT I@LL BE THE STAR GUEST, I DEMAND A BED (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:37,
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get her drunk enoughshe MIGHT agree to share!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:37,
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Blousie.Stop drinking cooking sherry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:39,
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Go Blousie!I'm considering cooking some dinner in a bit. I'm being good at the moment and only damaging my liver on weekends.*
*Unless I get bored.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:42,
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I was going to lay off the booze till the bash.But then after I stopped laughing I opened a bottle of wine.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:44,
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What did you have for dinner this evening?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:46,
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You do like your prawns don't ya!Did you have desert as well, or were you straight on the vino
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:48,
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I have icecream and blueberries but I didn't feel in the mood for them.The wine is nommy though.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:51,
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Glad you're enjoying it.And you've opened the bottle early enough that you can have a second bottle and sleep that off before tomorrow!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:58,
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wowyou should work at AA with advice like that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03,
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I'd like to volunteer for the Samaritans.My stock response to every problem would be, "have a shit. I always feel better after a good shit".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:15,
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If they are still feeling a bit low you could pass the caller onto a supervisor Who could suggest 'howay, have a tab as well bonnie-lad'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:19,
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And a pint and a fight.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:20,
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Would you end every call with'Divvnt worry pet'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:23,
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Take lots of pictures!so I can perv on you all!
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:41,
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RIGHT THAT@S IT YOU@RE DEAD TO ME(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49,
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How could I turn up after you've belittled and insulted meI'd never live it down
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:52,
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Are you trying to outgay Darth because you're doing a good job so far.(
girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:55,
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b3ta.com/calendar/event/23206#post23484
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03,
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The damage has been doneMy ears are stinging with the rejection of it all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:07,
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One toasted semtex sandwich with HP sauce.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:33,
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alsoclean sheets, my aunt fanny. what will you sniff then?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:42,
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I bet BGB keeps a drawer full of panties in each room of her hizzo(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:45,
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I have the nicest sandwich I have ever put in my mouth ever at the moment.....with every bite I breath in and out to get more taste sensations... - Sweet Cured Pastrami from www.hardiesmill.co.uk/
- Blue Cheese from www.snowdoniacheese.co.uk/
- Olive Bread from www.paul-uk.com/
- Red Chilli Jam from www.ousevalleyfoods.com/
I know it sounds poncy, but I can say it is better than around, say, 70%* of all sex I've had.
* Oh no darling, you're in the 30%, seriously, I meant someone else, ok hun? There, there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:19,
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Oh Crunchy, this is so nice, I don't want it to end.Maybe someday hopefully maybe sometime me and you could share such an experiance, HAHAH, OF COURSE AS FRIENDS, you know, if you fancy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:32,
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now that is the kind of offer I've always waited for
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:33,
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Well it's a good thing you're about to keep the averages up.xxx
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:33,
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hahaexcellent retort. 10/10 would click again!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:34,
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anywayit's not the average you want me to keep up, is it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:37,
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It's a bit hard to do when you keep on getting blown off.I have no idea what to make of the inuendos in that one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:39,
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blame my bossi left the office before 1am only one night last week... and i worked til midnight last night... and again tonight... doom...........
should calm down in a couple of weeks i think!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:41,
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Is there nothing about working hours in your employment contract?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:45,
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oh yes"you will work 9.30am to 5.30pm Monday to Friday or such hours and at such times as we shall require"
another way of putting it:
here is your target. it is impossibly high. if you miss it, we won't give you a pay rise or promote you. therefore you need to work 18 hour days to meet it.
but the actual truth is... i work hard because i am a bit of a workaholic and i want to get great results for the clients. also i piss around on here for a little bit each day!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:47,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49,
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we both know this is untruei am VERY popular.
you especially know this to be the case, as we are fb buddies and everything.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:51,
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Facebook friends aren't real friends.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:52,
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you may be surprised to kobah, stupid return key
edit: you may be surprised to know that I didn't actually take in any information from your facebook page.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:54,
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I would imagine it's par for the course in your line of work.You have to work above and beyond the call of duty to progress.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49,
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Yeah', yeah', grass is growing between toes. The offers are always open though =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:54,
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heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyI forgot to tell you, I had fish and chips for lunch today with vinegar.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:47,
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i don't even own an mushy peawww.spelunkerscustard.com/
by the way, what's the point in the vinegar on the fish? that's all you can taste
I didn't have many of the chips, they were owie
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:52,
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I noticed that.I'll bet they push pineapples as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:55,
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best burger in townbut probably best to eat in, because 9 times out of 10 they're not cooked all the way through when you go through the drive thru
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:55,
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So it's the best burger in town.But if you're in a rush, you'll get food poisoning.
Sounds like a winner to me!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:57,
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It's a nice place to go when you're not in a rush. If you're in a rush best get to McDonalds.You're going to have at least a ten minute wait every time you go to Spelunkers.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:01,
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Or you could just get up a bit earlier and make your own lunch.looking at the menu though, it looks quite cheap there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03,
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I could but I could also sleeeeeeeeeepusually I go for left overs but there wasn't anything left over that was soft enough to eat
tonight I shall buy zucchini and carrots and cook those and have them tomorrow, maybe some pita and hummous
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:06,
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HAHAHAHAHAwww.spelunkerscustard.com/images/stories/valley_scene.pdf
That kid who looks like a mong has the surname GLASSCOCK.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:17,
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I'll bet his life is hell and the only reason he hasn't killed himself is that his parents have to take him For 'Spelunker’s Frozen Custard' on a regular basis.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:21,
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Glasscockit's a regular name here
he's probably got rotten teeth
poor chap never had a chance
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:20,
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What other regular names are there stateside?Brickcunt
Masonryminge
Paintedpenis
I demand answers!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:22,
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There was a guy on the radio a few years agoWho did a feature finding amusing American names.
My favourite was Randy Bender.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:33,
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Some REAL TRUTH hereI used to have some dealings with Scania commercial.
The main man was called Jurgen Dogmuck.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:38,
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hmmm....we've got a lot of smiths and jenkins and williamsoh and glasscocks of course
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:34,
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Aw man I should be living in America now.It would have been a laugh a minute.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:22,
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Is it meOr does 'Spelunker’s Frozen Custard' sound like a sample you'd leave at the sperm bank.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:54,
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Haha, I was htinking that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03,
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don't put vinegar on the fishit's for the chips
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:55,
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maybebut I only put it on the chips, or only a small amount on the fish
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:57,
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For the chips really.No harm a little going on the fish though.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:00,
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^ This,The fish needs a bit of lemon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:01,
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or tartare sauce(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:01,
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it totally is.not tartare sauce related, but it is about fish. while on holiday I had the most amazing meal. Salt and pepper squid, followed by a seafood platter shared with the mrs which consisted of grilled seabass fillets in brown butter, caper and garlic sauce, with pan-seared scallops, crab cakes and very lightly battered tiger prawn skewers. and chips.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:04,
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Oh god, that sounds good, more than good, stunning, amazing.There is a seafood resturant down the road from me that is supposed to be amazing but I always neglect it... I think now I'm a bloke who goes to places by himself, I'll take myself there this weekend.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:06,
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it was the best meal I've ever hadwent to my favourite restaurant in st ives. Every component was cooked perfectly.
had the best moules frites I've ever had last week as well. particularly good for a fiver.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:07,
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That sounds fucking lovely.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:07,
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ketchup is perfectly acceptable(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:04,
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Ketchup is win.I do quite like the new HP Guinness sauce though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:08,
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I find all the reggae reggae sauces a bit crap to be honest(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:11,
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What's up with it?It's up to you.
New York
NEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:14,
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I've only used the original one when I cooked some chicken and it was okay.But it did taste quite processed. I won't be buying it again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:14,
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I do find that organic tomato ketchup tastes better than the normal stuff.Unless it's all in my head.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:21,
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I keep mine in the cupboardIf you want to keep it in your head who am I to stop you?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:23,
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Never had it, so I can't comment.Hang on, this is the internet where you can have an opinion no matter what. So yeah, it's shit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:13,
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I'm such a bandwagoner.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:17,
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I hope you had a nice bit of battered cod.I like battered cod.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49,
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Edit it and put a start date of 1pm I think it's a timezone thing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:56,
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IT Skills for the win!The problem solving is my favourite part of my job.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:00,
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+ have multiple cocks drawn all over your sleeping form.Especially the neck.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:05,
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I just went to the shops in my PJs and I was still the least mental person in thereThe shopkeeper just couldn't stop himself laughing at this picture of Osama Bin Laden sitting on the toilet on the front page of The Daily Sport. He's surely had the papers in his shop since the morning so I just picture him sat there selling Vimto chews, scratchcards and electricity and chuckling away to himself all day. I'm quite envious, actually. That sounds like a nice day.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:42,
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I hate to say thisbut the Daily Sport shut down a few weeks ago. Perhaps it was the Daily Telegraph?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:47,
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Is the Sunday Sport still going?I'm sure it was a 'Sport'. He might have been just tidying them away from yesterday.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:49,
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Nope, all defunct.The age of internet grot has killed it stone dead. Builders the length of the land are weeping to this day.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:51,
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It relaunched yesterday apparentlywww.sundaysport.com/index.asp
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:52,
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Forgive me if I'm wrongBut didn't the Sport go out of business about six weeks ago?
You're not thinking of The National Enquirer, are you?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:51,
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You and DG know far too much about the goings on at the Sport newspaper.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:20,
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Me and DG have been kicking about for too longI think we both had the same thought.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:38,
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Either that, or you've not had a sunday wank in months.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:42,
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Sunday wank?That's a new one on me.
Explain...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:46,
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You've not had one since your favourite newspaper folded.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:47,
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Start a new thread chief.I'm getting a bit confused here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:49,
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You start a new thread.I'm ALWAYS confused.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:50,
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I read it on the BBC website.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 23:18,
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I really wish I could come to this :(But as it's my friend's hen night that weekend and I'm the maid of honour I sort of have to be there.
While I'm watching greased up strippers flapping their winkies about I shall be thinking of you Blousie, I promise.
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wanderlust, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:53,
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Woohoo!That's woohoo on the winkies and not woohoo on the fact you can't make it.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:57,
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I spotted up there ^that you are all booked up. Does this mean you don't have floor space for little ol' me?
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