I just went to the shops in my PJs and I was still the least mental person in there
The shopkeeper just couldn't stop himself laughing at this picture of Osama Bin Laden sitting on the toilet on the front page of The Daily Sport. He's surely had the papers in his shop since the morning so I just picture him sat there selling Vimto chews, scratchcards and electricity and chuckling away to himself all day. I'm quite envious, actually. That sounds like a nice day.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hate to say this
but the Daily Sport shut down a few weeks ago. Perhaps it was the Daily Telegraph?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Is the Sunday Sport still going?
I'm sure it was a 'Sport'. He might have been just tidying them away from yesterday.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Nope, all defunct.
The age of internet grot has killed it stone dead. Builders the length of the land are weeping to this day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:51, Reply)

It relaunched yesterday apparently
www.sundaysport.com/index.asp
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Forgive me if I'm wrong
But didn't the Sport go out of business about six weeks ago?

You're not thinking of The National Enquirer, are you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:51, Reply)

You and DG know far too much about the goings on at the Sport newspaper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Me and DG have been kicking about for too long
I think we both had the same thought.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Either that, or you've not had a sunday wank in months.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Sunday wank?
That's a new one on me.

Explain...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

You've not had one since your favourite newspaper folded.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Start a new thread chief.
I'm getting a bit confused here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)

You start a new thread.
I'm ALWAYS confused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I read it on the BBC website.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 23:18, Reply)