A personal favourite, for obvious reasons, is this one from Ginger Rogers;
"I do everything Fred does, but backwards and in high heels"

Which practically every female dancer will reel off at the slightest opportunity. Except it's not quite true, she didn't have to lead, did she.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sounds like the women that work for me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I just went to the warehouse where one of our suppliers was making a delivery
The guy joked "are you here to help then?"
me: "No, I'm just a small weak women I couldn't possible lift those heavy things"
driver: "So much for equal rights I see!"
me: "Only when it suits us"
Driver laughed so much he fell over a toilet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

This is a bit embarrassing,
but one of my favourite quotes on the subject of girls comes from a film, Sliding Doors.

"I'm a woman! We don't say what we actually want. But we reserve the right to be pissed off when we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating. And not a little bit scary."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It would be embarrassing for a man
You're fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You're so lovely to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I saw your newslettered qotw answer
good job
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Don't encourage him

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I would like to second this
Very good, sir, very good.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Oh, cheers :-)
And to you, Vippers

Edit: modesty prevents me from taking any actual credit, the whole thing came from my best mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)