Sounds like the women that work for me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I just went to the warehouse where one of our suppliers was making a delivery
The guy joked "are you here to help then?"
me: "No, I'm just a small weak women I couldn't possible lift those heavy things"
driver: "So much for equal rights I see!"
me: "Only when it suits us"
Driver laughed so much he fell over a toilet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

This is a bit embarrassing,
but one of my favourite quotes on the subject of girls comes from a film, Sliding Doors.

"I'm a woman! We don't say what we actually want. But we reserve the right to be pissed off when we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating. And not a little bit scary."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It would be embarrassing for a man
You're fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You're so lovely to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I saw your newslettered qotw answer
good job
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Don't encourage him

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I would like to second this
Very good, sir, very good.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Oh, cheers :-)
And to you, Vippers

Edit: modesty prevents me from taking any actual credit, the whole thing came from my best mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)