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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"unless they involve cheese"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
mmmmm cheese

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I have a cheese at home called Red hot dutch......I kid you not.
It chock full of chillies. Nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I call that stuff Attack Cheese

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I went into a cheese shop in Derbyshire on Sunday and demanded Sage Derby.
The assistant asked if I wanted modern or traditional. I said "Both please."

I was quite ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)
What the FUCK were you doing in Derbyshire?!
The only acceptable answer is "mocking the local troglodytes, wearing a full HazMat suit so I couldn't catch it".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Weekend break with my GF.
It was good, except for the rain. We went to Arbor Low.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)
*shuns*
(Hope you had a good time)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
We went to a B&B recommended by a b3tan.
It must have been a small one, as the bed was too short for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)
You mean...
More than one B3tan has been to D***yshire?!

*looks around, terrified*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)
I'm only 1 town over.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)
No you're not
You can't be

*cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Christ, I even live on the road to Buxton!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Yeah but I like you
so am unprepared to accept this colossal geographical flaw in your character
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)
I went to university in Derby
*opens can of worms*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)
That first sentence is so paradoxical as to tear a hole in the space-time continuum
Last time a hole that bleak and godless was created, settlers built a town on it and called it Derby
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)
It was home to one of the finest club nights in the midlands at the time
I'm sure there were other plus points about the place but I appear to have forgotten them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I must have missed that by virtue of never setting foot in Derby for well-established reasons

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I bet Dutch Schteve eats a lot of that
to put the fire in his fuck-juish, yesh?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Ashk Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

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