I intend to find a new job that is considerably busier than this one with higher pay
A pretty man who is happy to be with me and paint my nails
A shop that sells ready salted chipsticks since the co-op has crapped out on me
A website to keep me entertained this afternoon as I have not much to do.
Not much to ask for I reckon
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The kind of men that are pretty and happy to paint your nails
won't be happy with you. Oh they may make all the right noises, but you'll be forever be catching them glancing wistfully at Juan the poolboy's rippling physique.

Real men are slightly overweight, hairy, like cars and hate nail varnish.
( Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

not true
I am ambivalent to nail varnish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I never said he had to like nail varnish, he just has to apply it. in return he'd get hot sexings

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

read oglaf.com

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

feeeeelth. I like it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Ready salted chipstick highfives!
I could eat them by the lorry load.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I miss them :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)