I've been daydreaming.
I've decided that when my dad sells the business I'm going to go travelling the world having adventures and then settle down in Cumbria or the north west of Scotland. Get a dog and paint.

What are your plans for the future?
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:01, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Phone up a stupid cunt of a client

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Well that should kill half an hour.
What about the rest of the future.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Is there one?
*emo's*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Aw hon!
What's wrong?
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Actually nothing is wrong, I'm in damned fine fettle
I had an awesome weekend in Munich, saw the wife again last night after what seemed like an intolerably long absence, the weedkiller in the garden is having the desired effect on my bindweed problem, there's not much more painting to do in the spare room and tonight I'm going for a Tayyabs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

*proffers croissant*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Nice
How's the running going?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I've run up the big hill near my house twice now.
It's about a mile long and took me ten minutes. I've done over 3 miles twice too.

But training has taken a momentary break due to massive beer consumption. But I'm starting again tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Good man
Massive beer consumption is a valid excuse. The trick is to get back into it afterwards.

(Yes I am going to nag you about this in the hope that you'll do the same for me when I inevitably reach the "can't be bothered" barrier)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I was going to go this morning
but I decided to paint a door instead. And I'd go tonight but I'm going to Tayyabs. I won't go tomorrow morning as I'll be shitting through the eye of a needle. But by tomorrow evening I'll be back okay so I will go out for about 2-3 miles, but not up the hill.

Providing that goes okay I will run up the hill on Thursday. On Friday I have to do my Speed Awareness course, but I will be able to do some boxing in the evening. Then on Saturday I will do another 3-4 miles.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Huzzah!
I'm off to sri lanka in May of next year. *excites*
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

How was the beer bike?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Brilliant
We'd all had about 6 pints before we started and it came with a 20 litre barrel between 12 of us. By the end we were shouting incoherantly at strangers as we rode by them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I've got to do this.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I haven't tried that Tayyabs place yet
I was told to wait until Monty organizes another B3ta meeting there, but I might not be able to keep myself from trying it for much longer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You should just go along yourself.
Or take your husband with you.

Saturday afternoons are relatively quiet, you'll only have to wait ten minutes for a table.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I was told
to better book in advance. I think I'll follow your advance, as I can't see any Tayyabs' events on the calendar.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

If there are only 2 of you, you don't need to bother
if there are four of you, you should still be okay. If you've got 6 or more then booking is advisable.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

OK
Maybe in 2 weekends, then. Life is very busy at the moment, but there's always time for a curry if it's good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I have none past the end of this month.
This is not his best but still worth a read www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Haha!
I love sarcasm.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Once my money woes are sorted, I'm going to go into an investment that my sister is doing, where she's buying a house in order to let out the rooms as houseshares.
I'm thinking I'll likely lose money for the first year or so, but after that I should be earning a tidy amount off it every month.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Never invest with your family.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I have, depends who your family are really
I've seen it go right tits up with a feudin and what have you. It don't help if it's pikeys.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah, well he's northern so it's likely.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I expect as much, there'll be a significant increase in emo postings before he throws himself infront of the intercity train to Manchester Piccadilly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Nowhere near me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

It's surely not that far away, hopefully no one will notice the impact and your corpse will lie undiscovered in a bush for several years

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

If you mean the Liverpool-Manchester one, not even close.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Euston to Piccadilly
Are you telling me you're too lazy to make it to your nearest intercity line?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Ahh, that is a lot closer to me
But I still can't be arsed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

If it was any other member of my family, I wouldn't. But my sister seems to know what she's doing here, always been very clever with her money

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

It's pretty relative, if your measure of that is your own hopeless control of money everyone is going to be George Soros in comparison

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Buy to let at the moment is a mugs game
unless you have a shit load of property.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Do you expect that they'll be declaring the income, doubt it very much

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I think that's what they're looking to do, buy houses that need some work, her husband is a joiner/man of all trades, so he can fix it up (along with his brothers who all work in trades too)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

So why on earth would they need your 50p at the end of the month?
SOUNDS FISHY
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Shh, if he's going to get screwed over I'm all for it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Haha b3tan meanie
love it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

over
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

With the state of the mortgage market at the moment,
investing in property on a buy to let basis is a really, really bad idea. No bank is going to part with cash without at least a 10%-15% deposit, often more, and your rental income is going to be low because the market is saturated with people like you who invested just before the last property crash and are stuck with flats they can't rent.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

You make worryingly good points here, hmm
Might reconsider it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

i worked in resi lettings in didsbury for 8 years, on and off
firstly, you have to get exactly the right property. ideally this is several one bed victorian flats in didsbury or west didsbury, as these fly off the books as soon as the tenants give notice. a 4 bed house in cheadle or wilmslow or macc is just going to stick.

secondly, you have to pay the right price for it. i was 18 when i bought mine as a buy-to-let, and i made £400 a month profit after the mortgage. if i bought it now, i'd be topping up the mortgage after getting the rent, because prices went through the roof.

the worst thing you can do is to buy one of the identikit 2 bed, 2 bath places that they whacked up all over manchester. you'd be competing with 137000 other landlords and it would sit empty 6 months of the year.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Unless you're in Chorlton centre

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

even the ones in didsbury - they do let but you end up taking a hit on it
mostly though it's that the quality of them is so piss-poor. if you're on the top floor and you sneeze at midnight, the tenant on the ground floor will be frightened he'll catch your cold.

whereas the conversions were built properly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Manchester rents aint really gone up in near enough ten years, but Chorlton flats always go real quick, fucking hippy wankers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

they haven't gone up since 1996 when i started
and they killed the city centre with all those silly new flats. my old boss does quite well on repo's.

chorlton is the next west didsbury, aye.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Unlike East Didsbury
Or Burnage as most sane people know it to be
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

it's amazing how far the didsbury borders stretch
longsight.... levenshulme.... ancoats....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

It's a large house in Liverpool, not in the best area, but certainly the best in the immediate area.
It's going to be a 7 bedroom house.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

christ
i hope you enjoy going to court! i had 4,000 tenants for whom i did the arrears. 400 in liverpool. 3,600 in manchester. i was in court for the liverpool lot about 5 times more frequently.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Haha, oh dear!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Waste of Money
I say go for it. You'll be like the next Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

or a massive deposit
eg i have no mortgage so if i let my pad out, it would be pure profit. profit that would keep me on the beach in thailand for the rest of my life and makes me wonder wtf i am doing here...

(go on al, please bite, it's been ages!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

No fuck off
I'm sick of debating. It's perfectly clear that I'm right and you are a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

goddam it
i brag about my £15,000 a week free rent, and you don't care AT ALL?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Nope, because you're a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

sssh
it's cupcake day here. on the plus side, free vanilla or chocolate cupcakes.

on the downside, they are firm-branded. and our colours aren't that edible-looking. hmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

That's natures way of telling you you're a cunt. And you work for a bunch of cunts.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

what, free tasty cupcakes?
you're just jealous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

why so harsh on the swipeyone?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1195504
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

it's because he knows i'll never shag him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Me and DiT are going to watch the boxing instead of coming to your bash.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

that should up the attendance dramatically

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

OI!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

sorry dude
but i know you'll come along afterwards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Leave it DiT
She's a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I hear Haye managed to act a cock at the press conference again, what's your opinion on him?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

He's a cock
but I'm hoping it will be a good fight.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Same, I'm hoping for a clear Haye victory, but I'm doubting it's going to happen.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I've never seem Klitcho fight
but I heard he has suspect ribs, so Haye has a reasonable chance if he can get some serious body blows in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

He's no worse than Ali was in his day, I reckon.
He's just a PR machine. And it works, too.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I'm trying to convince Mark
to buy a house in a holiday destination for renting as an investment. Better than buying another house in England that we have to sell again after less than 2 years because we're moving again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Don't get a dog. You can have mine.
Plans for the future would be to...um....uh...I don't really have any.
I'm thinking of finding a new home for my dog so that I can go to school at night. So that I can get a better job. And my own place to live. And maybe travel, because I will have real money and real vacation time.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You just got her : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Awwwwww!
But your dog is so cute, how could you consider getting rid of her?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I don't live in the environment that is best for her.
She should be allowed the space to run and I don't have that.
She's getting to be a bit out of control, I've had her for a year and no amount of training has helped.
I can't work here forever. I want to go to school at night and I can't do that if I have her, I don't do anything during the week. Ever. Because she is in her cage all day, otherwise she will tear my room to shreds.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

:(
It does sound like you have thought this through.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Or didn't think it through when purchasing....
We won't even get a cat cos we live in a flat and i think it's cruel.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Putting you in charge of anything would certainly be cruel
due to you being a massive cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Is that your phrase of the day?
We should be friends as we have both lost something dear to us
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I know, but:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1195504

Gotta keep consistency. It's very important to my people. And my bread.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

It's very true. I've never had a dog, so I didn't know what all was involved.
I've taken very good care of her, trained her to the best of my ability, but it's not enough.
I love her very much. I can't give her what she needs.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I'm starting to cry a little bit.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Oh shush it.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Maybe you could bring her over here and I could look after her.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

For what it would cost to come there and bring her with me, I could pay for school entirely.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

What do you want to study?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TOxhzAm7fY
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Why do you need to study to be able to do that?
Unless of course, you mean that rather than becoming a beautician, you want to star is shit films.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I was just trying to make a joke.
I want to be a hair stylist.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Wickedness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You might want to get other amenities too
Some paint and a dog will only get you so far
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Chickens?

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Good call
They lay food, the dog can only be food
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

The dog will chase the foxes away.............unless I get a Chihuahua.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I dunno about that

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Survive the robot apocalypse before leading the rebels on a heroic but ultimately futile
war of resistance.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

You are John Connor
AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I think it's already been done.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Dammit!
Ok, in that case I want to be a bounty hunter searching for errant androids in a town where it's always raining. Also I will be ruggedly handsome with a scar on my chin.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

At least the first part was plausible

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I thought you were more
of a cats person. It's a lovely dream, though.

I'm not sure, I can't plan for a long time, as we keep moving. I don't even know where I'll be living next year. I think I'd like to have a house somewhere sunny, maybe in Tenerife, but maybe in France or Italy, and live there when I retire. After having travelled the world, of course.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I'm going to find my mate and clip him round the ears in the near future.
He owes me £150 (I mentioned it on here when I leant it to him) and has just told the world via Facebook that he spent £300 on clothes today.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I'd reply on his status
so that everybody knows he owns you the money.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I don't really want to call him out on it yet.
He was beyond skint when I gave him the moolahs, but now his loan has come in I'd have expected him to pay me back within a reasonable amount of time. I reckon he thinks/hopes I've forgotten about it. As if. I'll get him in due time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

A reasonable amount of time = as soon as his loan came in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Agree
How can anyone spend money when they own money to someone else? I'd be so embarassed! I own some money to Mark and can't think of buying any treats to myself until I pay him back.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

The guy is obviously a chump and a fraud

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

And therefore
Barry shouldn't feel bad for telling him off on The Internet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

This is true.
If he didn't tell the world he was splashing cash for fun I wouldn't be as arsed. I'm gonna ask him in private for it and if he says no I'll shout to the world that he owes me money/start taking his fingers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I think that's the right thing to do
Good luck with it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

My other plan is to wait until he's skint again and then ask for it.
Just so I can go mental when he says he hasn't got any money. Chances of ever receiving it in that scenario are far less though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

+fish
YOU BASTARD!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Steal the clothes as collaterol
you'd only get 50% of what he spent on them so this is a fair deal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Tell the world, via facebook, he owes you 150sovs.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I dream:
Of having my own restaurant, and all of the meat that we use comes from the farm that the restaurant is on. I have a dog called Corben Dallas and I have a profitable sideline as a film actor.

Oh yeah, DiT is here! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I've thought of having a restaurant myself
but it's too hard work. You won't have weekends or holidays anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Ah, but once I'm MASSIVELY successful, I will employ other people and sod off to Barcelona or somewhere.
Or maybe I will buy my own house or something. And a Ferrari. And have my own TV show.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Yes, I thought of that too
Employ some people to do all the cooking and farming and waitering. But then... is that the reason why you open a restaurant? Just to get enough money to pay other people to do what you like to do?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Uh-huh.
I could then do it on my own terms - no-one wants to work weekends forever.

Besides, the pressure of presenting my own TV show would mean I would have to be away every now and then.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I still think it's too complicated
My brother loves cooking and tried this, and got fed up after a year of not being able of having any social life or money. I use his failure as my example. But eh, who knows, you might be the next Jamie Oliver.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

NO. DEAR GOD NO. I refuse to be associated with that fat-tongued git.
Maybe Marco. Or Heston.

Or Worrall-Thompson
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Nahh, do a Hugh, roughly 50% less of a cock that any of them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I think Heston is a sound bloke
poncy food perhaps, but he's pretty smart, and doesn't come across at all like a twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

It's the poncy food that irritates me, I just seriously do not see the need for it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

it's a luxury
there's no need for an awful lot of things. From what I hear his food tastes incredible, that alone makes it worthwhile.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I hate to call you a Northern Philistine...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

It's very easy when his idea of great food looks like this

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

What the holy hell is that?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

A light snack.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

That my friend, is Bella's Vagina.
otherwise known as a Munchy Box.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

That needs to be labelled NSFW

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

^This
I liked the programme he did about the Children's Hospital food. Showed that he's incredibly creative and clever with food production - of course he can be called 'poncy' at his restaurant, but that sort of comes with the territory of being one of the best restaurants in the world.

I've eaten there. It's outstanding.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

eating there is a dream of mine
hopefully in the next year
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You won't regret it!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

This is more like it.
BIG plans!!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

YEAH! BOI!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

WORD UP DAWG!!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

If you had a restaurant I would eat your meat at least once a week.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I would let you have my secret sauce for free, too.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Hola BFF

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

OH IT'S YOU, IS IT?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

why yes, yes it is
Jiggles a bit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

THERE'S A GIRL! JIGGLING! ONLINE!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

totally jiggling right now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I've totally seen her jiggle in real life
I'm thinking of that right now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I'm jiggling right now and thinking about you thinking about me jiggling
It's good
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm grasping myself tightly.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Dude ! Let me shoehorn this link in here...
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/the-real-food-festival-2011-%E2%80%93-earls-court/

Saw, bought, taste and smelt some amazing stuff this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Looks brillo!
I wish I could have gone...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

No worries, there is Taste London next month if you fancy, I'm deffo going.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

plans are as follows:
leave here in about half an hour, get married in September, get a van in November, get chartered in April, stop working as soon as possible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Where have you been Vipper?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

holiday

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Shetland Islands?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

naa
it was the mrs' mum's 60th, so they paid for us to spend the week in St Ives with them. Different flats fortunately and didn't have to spend that much time with them which was nice.

In summary
Weather = shit
Surf = outstanding
Food = best ever
Sex = fucking awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Well it's worth putting on a good show for her 60th...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I thought so

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Is that it?

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

BGB the crusher of dreams

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Just because I crushed yours doesn't mean I have to stop there.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Just so you know I haven't read any of your begging gazzez

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

That's a shame.
I spelled 'emotionally repressed imbecile' correctly in each one.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

pretty much
I'm fairly content. I thoroughly enjoy spending time with my mrs and my friends, playing in my band and surfing. I have no burning desire to see the world.

I decided that if I get stupidly rich I'm going to spend some time trying to further the cause of seals and penguins and the like though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I thought like that when I was young.
Now I have a burning desire to travel and I hate travelling.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

the only thing I have a burning desire for is to not have to work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

And the van will be used for hillarious spooky adventures with your firends and a dog.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

damn right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Yoinks!

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I am the only person here who thinks Scooby Doo is "fucking shit"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

you are not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

In fact most cartoons from the lazy Hanna Barbera school of animation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I haven't watched one for years, but it was shit when it was first on.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

....says the Scrappy Doo of offtopic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

This is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I just needed to put Scooby Doo + shit together
It is no reflection on you sir
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Depends how badly I do with my degree
if it goes well, then London and hopefully law. If it goes badly then I have no idea. I'm not really qualified for any of the jobs I would most love
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Fourth Reich.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Count me in

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

The voice of sanity has arrived.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

*applies for post of head of the SS*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*fails due to Jew nose*
*Is shot*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Monty, ready as always for the start of the next world war.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

hahaha!
what?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Fake my own death, cash in the life insurance
then go lounge around in Rio for the rest of my life. Until I'm dumb enough to get photographed in public, thus estranging my entire family and landing me in prison for grand fraud.

/canoelolz
( Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

*coughs*
Panama
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Yeah, but I like Rio better.

( Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I intend to find a new job that is considerably busier than this one with higher pay
A pretty man who is happy to be with me and paint my nails
A shop that sells ready salted chipsticks since the co-op has crapped out on me
A website to keep me entertained this afternoon as I have not much to do.
Not much to ask for I reckon
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

The kind of men that are pretty and happy to paint your nails
won't be happy with you. Oh they may make all the right noises, but you'll be forever be catching them glancing wistfully at Juan the poolboy's rippling physique.

Real men are slightly overweight, hairy, like cars and hate nail varnish.
( Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

not true
I am ambivalent to nail varnish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I never said he had to like nail varnish, he just has to apply it. in return he'd get hot sexings

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

read oglaf.com

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

feeeeelth. I like it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Ready salted chipstick highfives!
I could eat them by the lorry load.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I miss them :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

GNAH FOR FUCKS SAKE, A NEW REALLY LONG THREAD THAT I TOTALLY MISSED ON ACCOUNT OF ME BEING IN THE OTHER PLACE.
I reckon when someone posts a new thread, they should post in the previous one that there is a new one, or soemthing like that... I donno, you know what I mean. I was wondering why it was so quiet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I manage to find them on account of checking every now and again.

( Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

"When quiet check the main OT board" Confuscious 678BC

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Fuhrer

( Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I had it with an accent on, but B3ta wouldn't recognise it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Did the accent swap over the h and u?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I despise you on a quantum level

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I'll take that
My first full on insult on here

*prouds*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

B3ta doesn't recognise an umlaut
but does recognise cack-handed spelling. Woe.
( Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Confucious spell like spastic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Well English isn't his first language

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Doesn't appear to be yours, neither.

( Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

My first language is the language of lurve

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Get a place with a garden so I can get a dog.
I reckon 3-4 years.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Kristine has a dog going spare

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

One of my syndicate will win the lottery tonight
and then I will be going on holiday HURRAH!

Otherwise I am going to decide if I want a boring but well paid management fast track job, or if I want to work as something fun but underpaid. Of cousre eventually I will get to work for the Yamaha motogp team which will also make my stalking of Ben Spies easier
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

lottery-hopes
I can empathise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I have THREE episodes of supernatural queued up for tonight though!
GLDEANSEES!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Plus The Apprentis starts tonight !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

The first two episodes are on tonight and tomorrow night Gonz.
Then it goes weekly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Thanks JeffTheTVGuideFucker

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

My plans for the future include beating you at Stobart on the way up to BGBs

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

hah GAME ON!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Make it through to next Tuesday, quite possibly eat lots of hot meat,
drink gin, lounge in bed. Then on the 24th I will hopefully be paralytic by about 5pm.

Further than 1st of August, I have literally no idea.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)