Nail on the head
One of my biggest gripes as regards Ballroom is how much appearance counts for and how being orange seems to have retained importance as a convention. There's something very sobering about using a bathroom mirror to do your tie up and having to share it with a man who's painting his face orange using ridiculously heavy foundation.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's moments like that
when having a cut-throat razor up the sleeve can really pay dividends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I'm going to click this as well
for two reasons. One, for resisting the open goal. And two, it's been ages since I've seen a decent use of "pay dividends".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Its been a while
sobering about pleasurable
do your tie up watch Schteve pounding away
painting his face orange tickling my tonsils with his glans
foundation strokes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

would you rather be doing something else with men in bathrooms?
You know, like bumming them or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I think - THINK - Sportscow may have put it more eloquently
But I do love your brazen disregard for subtlety. Have a click, both of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

we all know what you love, love.
but I think you may be right, as I just lolled at Sportscow's version.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)