The captain who completely straight-faced asked the young lad
"Joey, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?"

The actor, whose name I forget, was not a comedian and really didn't get what he was neing asked to do, which is why his performance is so hilariously straight. As it were.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I meant to tell you
my step son is fetching me all the BSG on a hard drive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Is your stepson in his mid-50s?
What? I'm only asking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

He is, in fact, 6 years older than me
but not yet in his 50s.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Do you spank him?
At that age he might like it though, oh parenting woes!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Thank him profusely
Your life is about to become much better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

You say 'about to'
based on past performance, it could be xmas before I see it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Tell him to hurry up
Or I will find him, and TALK to him.

He doesn't want that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

strikethrough talk to strikethrough bum
lol
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

It's only for your sake darling
You need BSG in your life. If I have to bum a man to achieve this, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Robert Graves?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Thank you!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Close
Robert Peter
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Probably this ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Robert Graves was a poet, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Probably that ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

And writer of I Clavdivs.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

So he was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)