has be been rolling about in the garden?
I had a turkish meal once which was a big sharing platter of MEAT and some more MEAT, then sweet things. It was nice

I am definitely some kind of fucking idiot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We don't hold the larping against you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

yes you do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

no we don't

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I do.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I'm trying to be nice, albeit untruthfully so

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

are you trying to be nice
rory, again? It's a change, but it's never very convincing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Aw Man we seem to have had a falling out Camel, let's make bridges here, eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Gaz me some larping event pictures, I'd like that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

insincerity overload

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'm well into it now, I popped into a Games Workshop for the first time eva at the weekend.
I lolled, it stank of BO, and it was populated by late 30's fat males with greasy ponytails.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I am NOT into games workshop
I used to be married to someone who was though. He's 30 something and has a greasy pony tail :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Still at least he's not a virgin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

at least, not if spacedocking counts

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

oi!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I think this proves it
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1196211
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Excellent bullying

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Cheers
I can but try
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

It was mere conjecture!
I was considering the effort it would take. Especially when it's so easy to get a non-poo based dildo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Yes, but this isn't any chocolate dildo, it's a dildo that smells of shit, because it is shit!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)

^ Marks & Spencers' rejected advert idea

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Shame
I would love to hear that said in dulcet, husky tones over Albatross
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Also it'll have nobbly sweetcorn in it for additional purchase

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Calling Camel, can you confirm this, over and out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Ask Kroney if it counts. He's the expert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

it's much more comforting when you're
being mean
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'm not sure that was really working out, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

even in text
I can hear the slight derision when people know I'm a larper
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Slight, you say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

it varies

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

One day I'll get the whole being pleasant for the sake of it right

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Course you will, Rory, course you will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I would, but you're too nice and I wouldn't want to upset you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

yeah, I flounce at the drop of a hat
so keep them hats off of the ground
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I've never seen you flounce, but you gave me photo advice which i really appreciated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

yay! don't mess with me, people
or I won't help with your depth of field problems :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'd show you some pics, I but i know that you get enough of that anyway
needless to say i am very much enjoying my new hobby and I'm hoping when mini Obergruppenfuhrer nakedape arrives I will take some better than average tedious baby photos!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

My dad bought a camera when I was born
so there are loads of pictures of me about 3 days old. 15 years later it was the camera I learnt photography on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

A friend of mine was daft enough to once announce at a festival that "I get my tits out at the drop of a hat"
This was most unwise, as another friend then headed off to find a couple of people with hats on, so they could drop them in her presence.

Hello, darling.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

all right there, darth
good tuesday?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Not bad at all thank you your highness
Still recovering from the excitement of having two girls comment on my FB status last night
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

What was it?
i searched Martin 32 telecoms analyst from Northampton on FB once but didn't find you.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I count 3
and Glee was apparently good, too. Man that musty have been a good day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I couldn't sleep on my front for hours

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

he was as happy as a poof in shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)