Steampunks, cowboy porn, soft porn, pom poms, softmints.
Walkers Crisps for inverting the natural green = cheese & onion way of things, yappy dogs, tree stumps, scooters, bellends, idiots, Monty Boyce, aubergines, massive boulders in the middle of fields, teeth, pith helmets, people that get very upset about subjects they don't actually understand, bigotry, Catholicism, Sarah Palin, Michael Palin, Nike's skateboard stuff, Billabong's skateboard stuff, charvers, emos, goths, punks, metallers, LARPERS, blacks, Monty Boyce, ankles, caterpillar shaped cakes, my boss, hameophilia, homophobia, bad piercings, cheesy tattoos, falseness, fakery, bellending.

Have I mentioned Monty Boyce and blacks?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I reckon global warming is a direct result of Walkers' meddling in the natural order of things.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Not only did they turn Salt & Vinegar green, they turned Cheese & Onion blue.
AN INVERSION! A PERVERSION! AN AFFRONT TO GOD AND NATURE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Much akin to the stool-based frolics of a man like Kroners.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Obviously cheese and onions should be green
I mean, green onions, yeah? It's like driving on the left, the only rational choice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:03, Reply)

One drives on the left as a throwback to passing on horses.
One's sword arm would be free for dealing with knaves and peasants.

Which is why I always sit on the left on buses.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Since the majority of the population (or the rabble as they are better known)
are right side dominant, that's the side that should be closest to oncoming traffic since that's where the most danger is coming from.

IT'S SCIENCE.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:20, Reply)