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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
do I need to bitch-slap some college nurses for you?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:19,
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15 years ago)
she just won't fuck off
I thought I'd put paid to her antics last year, but now it's exam time she's come sniffing back round, desperate to play the kind counsellor card
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:20,
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ahhh.
maybe just tell her you really don't need her help?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:21,
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I have done on several occasions
the problem is that if I'm too rude it could backfire
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:23,
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Tell her to shit off, the Deacon-minged hing oot.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:24,
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Kick her in the minge.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:23,
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that would involve disinfecting my foot
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:35,
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Before or after the event?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:35,
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after of course
bathing in bleach isn't good for the skin (just ask Happybara's missis)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:36,
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I'd do it, then.
Don't partake in foot hygiene for a bit and she might end up with a hefty dose of athlete's cunt, to boot.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 May 2011, 23:39,
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