one isn't as severe as the other
if my neighbor saw me masturbating in a gimp get up then he'd have some serious explaining to do, where as if he got a pool I'd be all "yo let me chill in your pool"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Then
you could masturbate in his pool.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)

i once caught an old housemate asleep mid-wank
limp prawn like cock in hand, men and motors bouncing away with some big-titted blonde on the screen.

who jerks off to men and motors ffs?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Not me, that's for sure.
I tried to wank off to an ancient copy of Fiesta at the fertility clinic in Eastbourne the other day. It was SO tame compared to the internet's endless parade of perversion that I actually had to put the magazine away and use my imagination instead. I've become a hardened deviant.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:29, Reply)

it seems odd that there is a fertility clinic
in an area populated almost exclusively by the elderly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)