Football-related reasons
Which I will not bore this forum with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's never stopped you before.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Good point
It's the first leg of the Championship playoffs tonight between Nottingham Forest and Swansea. Our record at this stage of the season is stunningly poor, the last three times we've conceded at least four goals in the second leg and Swansea's record at home is exemplary, so in order to stand a decent chance of making the final we need to win by 7 or 8 tonight, which is about as likely as Monty confessing to his unrequited love for NakedApe by turning up at his workplace with a massive bunch of flowers, holding a boom-box over his head playing the hits of S Club 7.

Better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

TLDR

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Tremendous Luck Dedicated to Reds?
That took me way too long to be so crap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

*Prays so fucking hard*
*shits self*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I was reading an article about your playoff woes on the BBC website last night
That's some painful results right there. I hope you fare better this time.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Cheers
The second leg of the playoffs has, over the last decade, acquired a similar verbal terror factor as "is it in yet?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Good luck Darth.
The fewer sheep shaggers in the Premier League the better. It is the English Premiership after all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Thank you sir
*Hoists St George's flag, avoid's mother's disapproving gaze*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

well put your cock away and she'll stop staring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)

NEVAH

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

oh dear this made me desklol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

You're easily amused today

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

PMT innit.
'Pre-Match-Tension'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)