who was the one who fucked off
with germany's entire supply of coke?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wasn't even there. Honest.

(was it Mengele?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

no, it began with an "h"
my half-german ex, whose daddy actually was an SS officer, used to rave on about him when he got drunk (and boring).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I wouldn't find that boring.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I'm sure you wouldn't
I'm also sure that Swipey will gladly give you his number.

Whether you'll be so happy about waking up every morning surrounded in shite is quite another matter though....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

goering, that was it!
from about 1942 onwards, he just absconded with the army's medical supply of cocaine and hooned it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

He was a massive caner.
During the Nuremberg trials he ran out of drugs, lost several stone and was suddenly really fucking sharp. Developed his habits following treatment for WWI iunjuries, I believe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Blimey, how old was he if his father was in the SS?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Think of B3th's husband - but about ten years younger...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

his dad was in his 50's when he was born
and he was 40 this april (i think. haven't seen him in a fair few years, although he calls me regularly for sex when his wife is away. he's nice like that).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

ah, right, late kid
makes sense. I was thinking he'd be in his late fifties by now
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Was it Herman?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Herman the German?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

LOL my German teacher Mrs. Herman aka 'Herman the German'
LOLOLOLOLOL she was Jewish LOLOLOLOLOL
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)

That's the one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)