Dislocated a finger and chipped a bone playing basketball a couple of years back.
One of the lady players barfed when she saw the damage. The end of the finger (the bit with the nail on it) was facing about 45 degrees from where it should have been.

I got a lift to A&E and I was taken through to be checked over. The doctor, without a hint of sarcasm asked me if I'd just done it. Now bearing in mind that I'd just told him that I had done it whilst playing basketball and I was at the time wearing a basketball vest, shorts, and boots, I thought that he could probably have worked that out for himself. Clearly not.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 May 2011, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Perhaps he thought you were totally hip hop.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

"Is it cos I is black?"

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Cut the end of my
middle finger off on a bench saw. And mangled the top of the one next to it.

That fair brought a tear to my eye.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Argh, someone posted a photo of just that on FB a couple of days ago.
GRIM.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You are Tony Iommi AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)