The only one I've ever done was "Court Of King Caractacus", but that's because I was off my face
I don't sing, it seems unfair to subject others to it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

if only everyone thought as you did
then karaoke might go the fuck away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

We get some cracking singers in, and some utter comedy acts
It's the ones in the middle who really bother me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

karaoke is terrible beakering at it's worst

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Once I get on the mic
I often refuse to leave.

Which is normally a bit embarrassing the next day when I remember.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I've only ever done it under drunken protest as part of a group
I loathe karaoke
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Your wedding is going to be so great
I already talked to Gonz, and we thought we'd better bring his Aunty Barbara along, which means Barry will be coming, or he just gets angry and stops taking his meds.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

fresh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Never feel shame for not wanting to leave the mic
Just call everyone who tries to take it off you a cunt and start singing less well known but far superior album tracks.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)