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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When you have safely delivered your childI will take you out with me on a Saturday lunchtime. If I have failed to get you a hangover by the same time the next day, I shall pay for your child's university fees.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:18,
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This is a great challengeCan i suggest a nice hot sunny day and a lot of port?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:20,
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Yup.At 7 o'clock the next morning, with her still reeling from the epic spiking that's kept her awake and sweating with my heating on full blast, I shall appear like a fiendish gremlin with port and brandy cocktails and a brace of enormous cigars.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:27,
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Oh god...I once fell asleep pissed with my head an inch from a radiator that was on full for 8 hours.
I cannot begin to describe the horror of the morning, i wanted to crawl inside myself to escape the sunlight.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:30,
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It's pain like nothing else imaginable.Childbirth, schmildbirth.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:42,
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