No, I'm staying at a friends house, and he is plagued by a moron next door.
He comes round at night shouting and banging on the front door.

He will be rather suprised when I open the door and punch him.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sounds like a cunt.
/fistinglolz
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Of the first order.
He has accused my mate's son of being a paedo. Shit sticks, and it is making their lives a misery. The police have had a word, but nothing has changed. If he comes round tonight, I'm going to flatten him.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Not the best idea, surely?
Regardless of who assaulted him, it happened at the house of someone he has accused of a crime?

Won't look good, I mean.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I know it is not the best of plans, and I'm not looking forward to a night in the cells.
Perhaps I should give him a verbal warning first.

Just me filling the door frame may be enough for a quiet night.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)