I have a weird toenail, due to it being removed a few years back, before regrowing in a strange way
Alt: Not decided yet, could be chippy, could be McDonalds, but will likely be a salad, as I quite fancy one after getting a pie to clear my hangover. Worked a treat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cornish pastie = clear head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

it's pasty
and they aren't allowed to be called cornish if they are made outside cornwall any more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

*bows to expert*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Mine was a chicken balti, it's made me feel magnificent!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I've got one of them too
It's a multi-layered affair which only bothers growing halfway up the allotted 'nail-space'. It's better than having an ingrowing toenail though.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

trudat
both of mine are a bit deformed. but loads better than the pain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I had mine for 3 years, fucking hated it
It's changed the way I walk too, meaning that my shoes wear through in odd ways.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well I can tell by the way you use your walk you're a bum licky internet joyboy,
no time to talk (because your fat face is dripping with grease from your breakfast munchy box)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)