Unusual body parts
Do you have an extra nipple? 6 fingers on one hand? Confess your mutant ways here folks

References to having a giant cock will be ignored


ALT:
Lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:47, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My cock doesn't do that precum thing.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

+as it is stuffed and mounted on the wall with my other hunting trophies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I think we need to have some sort of b3ta survey of people who do and don't do that pre cum thing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I pulled two silver hairs from my fringe yesterday actually.
I was a little distressed by it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I'm heading into silver surfer territory here
and not the mental shiny guy way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I'm doing both.
got to the point where my mrs can find grey hairs without looking hard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

You can see mine at 80 paces.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Get it cut then, you scraggly oaf.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Yes but I shouldn't have silver hair!
it's not right!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I have a single white pube*.
I have named it Gandalf.

*Yes, hahah, actually it is my tiny withered penis.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I have a weird toenail, due to it being removed a few years back, before regrowing in a strange way
Alt: Not decided yet, could be chippy, could be McDonalds, but will likely be a salad, as I quite fancy one after getting a pie to clear my hangover. Worked a treat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Cornish pastie = clear head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

it's pasty
and they aren't allowed to be called cornish if they are made outside cornwall any more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

*bows to expert*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Mine was a chicken balti, it's made me feel magnificent!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I've got one of them too
It's a multi-layered affair which only bothers growing halfway up the allotted 'nail-space'. It's better than having an ingrowing toenail though.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

trudat
both of mine are a bit deformed. but loads better than the pain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I had mine for 3 years, fucking hated it
It's changed the way I walk too, meaning that my shoes wear through in odd ways.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well I can tell by the way you use your walk you're a bum licky internet joyboy,
no time to talk (because your fat face is dripping with grease from your breakfast munchy box)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Ah ah ah ah, youliveinadive, youliveinadive, ah ah ah ah liveinadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I live in Norfolk
Fill yer boots
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not from Tasmania.
I don't have a scar on my neck. This proves it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Ah, but I am from Nottingham
and I'm not riddled with bullet holes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

You have riddled a few holes in your time though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Damn right
*removes safety*

I suggest you start running
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

That wan't exactly what I meant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

No, I know that dear
I chose not to indulge your petty homophobia
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Why would you have a neck scar if you were from Tasmania?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

they're so inbred that they have second heads.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Ahhhhh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I know a girl who lived in Norfolk
she got a job walking on old men in high heels, that's what you lot call entertainment.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

girl sheep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

That's D***yshire
NEVER get that wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Her name wasn't Rachel, was it?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Nope, Marina

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Marinaaaaaa, Aqua Marinaaaaaaa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

*stingraylols*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

She loves it when I sing that at her
almost as much as my friend Adrienne loves my Rocky Impersonation.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

That would have been a fairly stunning coincidence

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I have a giant cock


sportscow is a massive twat.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

One of these statements is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I thought you were going to ignore it eh? EH?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I can't ignore being a massive twat
Mr tinycock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

My little fingers seem to jump into a new position when I close my fist.
Very odd indeed.

Today my eyes are like traffic lights - Green in the middle, then yellow and red rimmed. It is a good look I feel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

...for a corpse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I noticed in the hot tub the other day
if I clench my toes, the middle toe on my left foot doesn't bother and just ends up sticking up from my foot-fist. It's like my foot is giving me the finger.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Both of my index fingers are bent
And slightly twisted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I have MASSIVE big toes
They are like foot thumbs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Everything about you is bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

And you slightly twisted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

and indexed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Says Captain Spreadsheet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

and his Tragic Band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Tragic Gastric
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Mind out Monty, he'll throw wine at you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

i only ever got 1 wisdom tooth
does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

FREAAAAKKKK!
No
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

This explains your lack of said wisdom when it comes to matters of the heart.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Ain't that the tooth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

careful, that might touch the (tooth) nerve

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

It's alright, she knows the drill by now

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I think it's time your daddy took the T-bird away*.


*it's just 'pun pun pun' with you today, master William.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Christ that was poor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Yes
I got it without the edit, though.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

an argument for post deletion if ever there was one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)

i don't have a heart
i just have really really shit taste in men. if i even remotely fancy someone, he WILL be a tosser.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

How long ago did you get your first?
My fourth has just finished coming through 15 years after I got my first.
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I've got 3 fully emerged and not causing any bother, with no sign of the fourth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)

My first three came through in the first 5 years
with a ten year gap before the fourth. The first three no problems the fourth was a shitter. Chewed my mouth up and got abscesses
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Great work on the sig, by the way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

How could I refuse a request from you Monty

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

16 years ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I've not had any!
Explains a lot...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Shut up young'un

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I had all mine taken out before they could come forward and ruin my newly de-braced teeth.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I have lots of metal in my right leg
But thats about it. Oh and I can't feel properly below my right knee and cannot move my right big toe but these are all related.
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

What did you do Mr Majors?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

He ran into a BBQ
And it's never stopped being funny.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I thought that was Labs
Or is this some kind of offtopic initiation ceremony?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Arse, thought it was Lab, sorry Phillie!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

This!
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They chopped a nerve whilst doing it which dulled the sensation below the knee. It also stopped me being able to move my big toe which means if I am barefoot my toe can scrape along the floor and I don't notice it until someone points out that I am getting blood everywhere. For more info see "Blood" QOTW in my profile.
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Both my little fingers bend inwards
And I only have one kidney. And my left bollock hangs slightly lower than the right.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I can make the honking great vein on the back of my hand
hop from side to side over the tendon. Is that normal? Or is it just the sort of thing no-one else has ever attempted because they had friends?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I can do that
Dunno if its normal though.
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I don't have a honking great vein on the back of my hand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Its probably collapsed from all the massive drugs

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Just the vestigial wings
alt: Covent Garden Soup Co Moroccan Tagine which is jolly nice despite the lack of meat. I figure it'll balance out the sausage and egg bap I had for elevenses.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I had that for dinner last night.
It was rather yummy. I could have added some chopped up merguez sausages to it, but couldn't be bothered.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Merguez = excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

This^
Like a mini chorizo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I've got a homemade lamb tagine in the freezer
but it's in a bag rather than a tub so a bit tricky to bring to work.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

My head is huge.
I have trouble finding hats to fit it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Nothing unusual that I can think of
apart from the rubbish legs but that's just walking. They look normal enough apart from the fat and British pastyness obviously

Also no veins in my inner elbow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

it's not pastyness
pale skin is attractive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Phsycochopm linked to this yesterday and I keep on watching it getting angry.
www.facebook.com/pages/Its-funny-how-our-flag-offends-you-but-our-benefits-dont/122354934453775
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Igor is my favourite
"this page has to be CLOSE down!!

WHAT have we learn??

People are raceisst??
too much hate??
no love??

and too much jokes
for me
having SEX with GOATS??

Time for a change??
yes??"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Haha! bless his little East European heart.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I'm quite fond of
I wish people would stop giving Jesus a hard time. The bloke is a miracle he has giving so much joy to millions of people all over the world. The poor fella had to make his own clothes out of bed sheets and even make his own sandals. Back then he didn't have a primark shop or a top man shop to buy his clothes and if he wanted to go out binge drinking he had to make his own alcohol by turning water into wine cos there wernt any shops to buy alcohol either. Couldn't get his hair cut cos he didn't have a hair dressers to go to and couldn't have a shave cos there weren't any gillette Mach 3 turbo razors so deep down he's had a pretty hard life. I have maximum respect for the man. I LOVE JESUS AND JESUS LOVES ME!!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

NEW THREAD ALERT
Run! Run to the new thread!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)