If it helps at all, this is the perfect time to score, you'd totally get away with having an affair or two...
... can't do that for too long, I reckon you've got about 2 months worth of potential action if you play it right.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Advantages to having a dead dad, by gonz.
- More corner pieces of sheppard's pie, lasagnia or other baked goods
- When having home made chips, the left over ones because there were too many made to fit on everyone's plate, are totally yours.
- The ratio of non-broken egg yolks goes in your favour.
- Waaay more aspagous
- Get to watch hollyoaks on both normal _and_ E4.

Although you have to put up with ma' deleting everything you wanted off the sky box because it's on 25% full and ITV3 have some detective show based in some backwards village in the arse end of no where on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)