Good lad.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Seriously.
I would like to attend more bashes. But I'm sure a liability, I'm wondering if you're all ready for me and the fact that most nights, I end up in A+E.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:35, Reply)

That just adds to the lols
besides, you didn't see the state of Monty last time we were in London.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)

How bad was he?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:44, Reply)

Pretty wobbly
from what I recall, at least; I'd managed to fall asleep.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:48, Reply)

We'll look after you.
By "look after" I mean "point and laugh" as you roll around in the gutter.

Speaking of rolling... one more before bed, I think.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)

The weekend Blousie stayed with you left me scarred.
I'd been on the cloudy and put my tooth through my tongue.

It bled for a few days, turns out, if I'd had a couple of stiches put in it, I wouldn't now have a lump on my tongue.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:42, Reply)