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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Eurovision.
I've not watched it since I was a nipper, is it 'so shit it's watchable' or 'just shit'?

Alt: What do you recommend from the world of television (either something that is on this evening or something that can be iPlayered/4OD'd).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:49, 278 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm sure someone will disagree, but I call it shit and good because of it.
Daughter and I have watched it together for a few years and she has a friend over tonight to join us. There are usually a couple of stand-out tunes which have musical merit, the rest is just an opportunity to bitch about people's outfits, the shit songs or confirm racial stereotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I've got it on.
I don't know how long for, but I'll give it a viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)
You're a braver man than me Gungadin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)
What do you suggest I watch instead
I finished watching PhoneShop last night (it made me laugh quite a lot).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)
To be honest there's bugger all on.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)
So what are you watching then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)
eurovision is the dog's wotsits
mostly for the commentary.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I wasn't so sure about Graham Norton last year but he pulled it off.
He's no Wogan though. I'm not sure if that's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Graham Norton pulling off Wogan?
Nightmare #231
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)
'just shit'
Although there was a high point in 2003, when... no, it's just shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I hate to go all Monty of you all but the Bosnia and Hertzegovina's song is FUCKING BENT.
(So was the first one, but I never caught who had deemed it good enough to represent a nation)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)
finland
i dread to think what delights jedward have in store for us...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Are they representing the UK or Ireland?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)
ireland
they're on now!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

on now FUCKING SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)
well
that too
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I've had to turn it off.
It was making me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)
See, this is why I don't watch eurovision
or indeed, most telly. How are you, Jeffers?
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I'm good cheers berks.
How are you, good holiday? And why aren't you out with TC this fine weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)
holiday was lovely, ta
I'm babysitting tonight, but I've worked out how to use the on demand on the telly and I shall be seeing TC tomorrow, cute-but-changeable wee fucker that he is.
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Well I'm glad all is going well and the holiday was mint.
Did you get the rain you feared, or was the weather okay?

And what are you choosing to watch on the telly whilst you babysit, I'm in need of something to see.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)
It pissed it down two days out of ten
which wasn't too bad, because the weather the rest of the time was lovely. I'm watching doctor who.
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)
What route did you take in the end, did you get to all the places you were hoping to visit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I flew in to Dubrovnik
bus up to Split, daytrips out to Trogir, Sibenik, Hvar and Krka. So, yes.
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Good work.
Meet any interesting randoms or find some weird local spirit that tasted like cough-mixture and was horrible, but you felt duty bound to bring a bottle home with you?*

*This reminds me to have a sort through the collection of undrinkable holiday alcohol that will never get drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I met some nice people in Dubrovnik
but in Split the 'hostel' I'd booked in to turned out to be some random old lady in an attic renting out her spare rooms. So I didn't meet any people there which was a bit lame. I don't buy random holiday alcohol because I've more sense than money.
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Would you go back?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I don't know
there isn't a great deal to do, and I did it all. I'd go again with someone else, but not for a few years.
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)
They have quite a rich tennis history.
*Just sayin', ya know*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
pfft!
before I went away he was terrified of the idea of doing anything as commitment-y and couple-y as going on holiday, and now I've come back and told him I might have to move for work he's being all pouty and saying he wants a relationship, not a fling.
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Go for it berk.
They play tennis all over the world you know, he could find himself another role just as easily as you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Quitter!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I really don't feel like I'm missing out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)
You're not
I'd rather rinse my eyes with tramps piss than watch that nonsense*

*well, maybe not really.
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I can't help it
I've always watched it. Ever since Bucks Fizz.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Well I've been 'making my mind up' and decided that it isn't worth watching.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I can't watch telly that makes me cringe
I just can't do it.
(berk, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)
To be fair
this is why I can't watch 'some mothers do ave em'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
OMG!
I've just watched Made In Chelsea on 4OD. I am lost for words.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Watch PhoneShop Blousie, it's funny.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)
I saw the trailers but it didn't grab me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)
But now it is being recommended.
And by me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I'll give it a go another time.
I'm watching something about Peruvian Indians at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)
And they like marmalade sarnies, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:10, Reply)
do feel superior on many, many levels?
cos I did, and I only saw the trailer!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)
They are the epitome of vacuous.
They make the Essex lot look interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
There's a film at 11pm on the horror channel.
Zombie women of Satan : )))))
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I don't think I get the horror channel.
Sounds a bit specialist.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Yeah! special for me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I'll bet you've seen the film before anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Seen it?
I bet she was *in* it!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)
: P
I think it was loosely based on my life.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Did Satan get you with his firey poker.
Or was it just a bit of cyctitis?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Never had cyctitis.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Err... *Woo! Yay!*
I'm not sure how to react to that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)
You could congratulate me for having a tip top urinary tract.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I like the fact you're selling your water samples in a selection of fruity flavours.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Pfft reads like it should be a cheeky fart.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)
My farts are never cheeky.
Usually deadly but never cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Class Blousie. Pure class.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Oh man I would love to represent the UK in eurovision.
I already have my outfit planned out. I'd have a union flag dress with a cheeky full english breakfast print on the back but made out of sequins and pork pies for ear rings and a bowler hat and I'd have a cigar so I looked like Churchill.
I haven't got as far as planning a song yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)
You'd be like that ginger one from the spice girls.
Only with HP Sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Less ginger, more bacon.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I'm sure Monty could write something based around a Jimmy Hendrix song.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It would have to be about how delicious sausages are.
Or a good cheese board, everyone loves a good cheese board.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I fear I may have gone a bit too far in my suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
nah.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)
All along the cheeseboard?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
There must be someway to get more bacon here
Said the friend eggs to the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)
A song about cheese.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ZjXtEB84I
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I need sleep, I found that far funnier than I usually would.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I found their Supergrass cover 'feel like shite' more amusing than I thought it would be.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I loved the Shirehorses.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Enjoy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrhPT5sJLy0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Hendrix did the song 'You leave me floating'
Maybe Monty could rewrite it from the point of view of the cleaners in the cafe that makes Lusty's full-english breakfast.

'You leave me floaters' is a surefire hit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Don't bother.
He always comes back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)
He's the Michael Myers of b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I'd still prefer that to the Michael McIntyre of b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Mindpiss.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Rather that than the McIntyre

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)
One day I won't Blousie.
What will you do then, eh? (Bar take another internet husband within 24 hours).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I have one lined up actually.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Christ.
My online marriage has gone the same was as my real one.

*Adds the Samaritans to speed-dial*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)
"Hello, Samaritans".
"My internet wife has a replacement pixelated husband lined up. I think I'm going to kill myself".

"Have a shit. I always feel better after a good shit".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I'm nothing if not organised.
I always get a new one before the old one runs out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Thanks DG
Although I feel you should add... 'Divv'nt worry bonny lad, gann down the pub and smuke some tabs'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I feel I should point at at this juncture
that I've only had four tabs today.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Have you got a note from a suitable adult with your excuse for such a piss-poor show?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)
No, just started smoking rollies.
The act of making one means that I have to really really want one to justify the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)
What baccy are you using?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Amber leaf.
It's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I've got a lot of rollie smoking friends.
Paper weight and brand vary massively. The popular view seems to be Cutters Choice, Green papers and those little filter make the best smurks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I'm hoping that the money we both save by converting
will be a revelation.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I smoked baccy for a while.
I was, many years ago a 20-a-day Marly light smoker, moved to baccy and found that 12.5g lasted my about 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)
We're sharing a 50g pack a week.
That's about £13, compared with £7 a day each, more or less. Fucking ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)
From my experience of baccy smoking.
You'd be better off buying 'little and often' as it stays fresher.

Failing that, I know someone who puts a little bit of apple in his pouch of baccy to stop it from going dry. (Although he was also someone who insisted on having a 'lucky' tab when when he smoked proper tabs, but turning one of them round the wrong way. So I've not idea if it works or not).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Has anyone advocated teh sterling qualities of a good Yakult yet?
I understand that's quite the thing...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)
That drink resulted in me being asked to leave that Internet.
EDIT: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1083371#post1083376
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)
most things do...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I'd totally move to another European country just to vote for this shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I noticed
That someone up there mentioned the ginger one from the spice girls. I would like to go on record as saying that at the ttime, as a hip hop obsessed 16 year old, I fancied Scary most. Looking back, as a jaded 31 year old, what the fuck was I thinking? Geri was hot, filthy, and clearly insatiable. If I had only realised...
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Plus, she used to get her tits out in an earlier life.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)
you can just tell she does bumming.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)
You need to find someone with low self esteem.
They'll do anything to please.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)
true. I will.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Get your focus on Sporty, and you'll have your brown-wings by Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)
already have them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:47, Reply)
So did your bottom hurt afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:48, Reply)
not at all.
I'm a natural. At least that's what my dad said.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)
It's always best to try these things out with family first.
You know you can trust them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Or not.
He promised me a reacharound which never materialised.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:55, Reply)
What a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Not like Monty.
Monty is a very able, accommodating and attentive lover.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I'm so jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:06, Reply)
of who?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Are you going to watch the horror film then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:56, Reply)
no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I've been watching Damian on E4.
I'll have another zider and see how I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:57, Reply)
It's a bloody remake!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Leaving Las Vegas on ITV2

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:04, Reply)
What is that film all about, I've never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:07, Reply)
It's one of Nic Cages better films.
He's an alcoholic and he has a relationship with a prozzie, Elizathen Shue.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:08, Reply)
It doesn't sound like cheery Saturday night viewing.
I might watch Dr Who.

Although I'm listening to music at the moment, and quite enjoying that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Shue gets her kit off if that's any help.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:10, Reply)
How far into the film?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I can't remember.
Tis a lovely film though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Fuck it. I can always Google her tits if I get the urge.
I'll go with Doctor Who.

When I'm done with my skanking tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I have to do it
sk w
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 23:17, Reply)
You wank away in Weston.
You wank away.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Evening all
I sent out my Randomburn CDs on Friday afternoon and have already had 2 gazzes from people who've received theirs today. Yay Royal Mail! I'm just waiting for AA's reaction when he opens his. MWUAHAHAHA.

I was going to take a nap this afternoon but Virgin tech support decided that exact moment was when they'd phone me back about fixing my website, so no nap for me. And since I want to watch Match of the Day it's another late night for me - I'm going to be useless tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Consider this a strikethrough on everything other than the following words in your post.
I'm useless

*God I'm lazy*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:03, Reply)
you should get mine on tuesday or wednesday
hopefully it won't suck too bad
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Mine has "We Are The Champions" by Queen on it
And Jonathan Coulton's "Seahorse"

So I'm ready for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I've never seen Eurovision.
However we usually get a little news coverage on it - like who won, whohad the strangest outfit etc.

I got woken up by a birdie. I hate that birdie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 23:14, Reply)
apparently it's been on live in Aus tonught

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 23:18, Reply)
I wouldn't know - I was sleeping.
Or trying to at least.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Eurovision is a feast for the senses
Dr Who is especially awesome when Gaiman writes it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:12, Reply)
There is no fault with this statement

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:13, Reply)
I'm thinking about watching Doctor Who after MOTD - is it good?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:25, Reply)
MOTD isn't, it's about football
Dr Who is the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:27, Reply)
It;s best to go into fresh, without any outside opinion
All I'll say is it's one for the fans
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:27, Reply)
Ah, that was tonights episode, was it?
I've been looking forward to that. Is the title in reference to River or is there a twist?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:27, Reply)
There's a possible reference to River
..but the episode isn't about her
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:29, Reply)
just watch it
it's sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:30, Reply)
Sweet as in 'aww'
or sweet as in awesome?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:33, Reply)
all of the above
mostly as in awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:36, Reply)
Him up there says it's one for the fans
do you need to know lots of DW backstory?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:37, Reply)
not massive amounts
but if you've been watching the series there are quite a few hints which you can assume are related to the big mysteries this series
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:38, Reply)
I've watched the first episode and a half
those silence things are fucking terrifying.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:42, Reply)
Black Sheep is on now though.
What do I do berk. What. Do. I. Do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:51, Reply)
If you've not watched Black Sheep before
watch it, it's very silly. Doctor Who can be just as easily iplayered in the morning.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:53, Reply)
The same could be said for Black Sheep
I'm going with Doctor Who.

And a beer. I've been good this evening and I fancy a beer. So it is now beer o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:55, Reply)
Well, by the time Black Sheep finishes
it will be silly o clock in the morning. Perhaps DW is a better idea. But you should definitely watch black sheep; it's immensely daft and fun.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:01, Reply)
I've seen Black Sheep before. It made me laugh.
So that can go on Sky+, I'm watching Doctor Who now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:04, Reply)
Good plan.
I'm going to finish my spliff and listen to Nina Simone.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, Reply)
I could really fancy a smoke.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:10, Reply)
Don't do it, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:11, Reply)
I cannee hold it Captain!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, Reply)
A normal one or a naughty one?

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:13, Reply)
Either.
Although a spliff would probably be better than baccy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, Reply)
Are you coming to Blousie's?

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
Two weeks and counting.
God, I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
I am muchly looking forward to it
but I know you're coming, I was asking Jeff.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:22, Reply)
I was just joining in the conversation :(

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:23, Reply)
I'd love to meet DG
And to meet berk when I'm sober too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:24, Reply)
Oh dear, reading it back, I sound mean
I didn't mean to be!
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:26, Reply)
I hate you.
not really
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:28, Reply)
I will make you a cake specially
and write 'sorry' on it in icing.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:33, Reply)
I'd rather have an onion bahji.
Not got much of a sweet tooth; have to be really in the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:36, Reply)
I make a damnfine quiche, if that's any good to you?
or falafel?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:37, Reply)
Quiche is good.
I don't think I've had falafel before.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:39, Reply)
It's a bit like a bhaji I suppose
but made of coriander and chickpeas.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)
That sounds nice.
Here's a tip... when the supermarket has fresh herbs in their 'reduced' aisle, buy them all, chop 'em up and freeze them. Much better than buying dried as they retain the fresh flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:44, Reply)
Cheers for the tip
but I'm already all over that shit :)
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:47, Reply)
2p bunches of herbs in Asda ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:51, Reply)
How do you know when a gay has burguled your house?
The carpets have been cleaned and there is a quiche in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:40, Reply)
+ AIDS in your hoover.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)
I knew a gay bloke who got raped by a hoover.
I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, the nurse said 'he's picking up'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:48, Reply)
Sounds like he was dyson with death...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:00, Reply)
No. Sadly.
I've opted to go to Ibiza for a few days instead.

(And I've turned off Doctor Who. Posting here stopped me from focusing on it, I'll watch it later)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:22, Reply)
You are rubbish on both counts.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:27, Reply)
I know.
I will try and reorganise my life so that I can spend more time with Internet geeks soon.

Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:29, Reply)
Good lad.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:33, Reply)
Seriously.
I would like to attend more bashes. But I'm sure a liability, I'm wondering if you're all ready for me and the fact that most nights, I end up in A+E.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:35, Reply)
That just adds to the lols
besides, you didn't see the state of Monty last time we were in London.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)
How bad was he?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:44, Reply)
Pretty wobbly
from what I recall, at least; I'd managed to fall asleep.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:48, Reply)
We'll look after you.
By "look after" I mean "point and laugh" as you roll around in the gutter.

Speaking of rolling... one more before bed, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:38, Reply)
The weekend Blousie stayed with you left me scarred.
I'd been on the cloudy and put my tooth through my tongue.

It bled for a few days, turns out, if I'd had a couple of stiches put in it, I wouldn't now have a lump on my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:42, Reply)
Black Sheep o' clock.
/Real ale lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:02, Reply)
Lordy man, what are you doing awake?
what's your verdict on tonight's episode, then?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:04, Reply)
*puts fingers in ears*
Don't tell me!!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, Reply)
I'm counterbalancing the missus
who has been asleep all day, and still is. I think she's going for some kind of record.

A good episode, much better than last week's. Next week's is, by all accounts, really fucking disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:07, Reply)
I thought that about those Silence things
in the first two episodes. They shit me right up. I quite liked Russell T 'gay as a rainbow' Davies but I'm glad to see the back of him.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:10, Reply)
I think the Moff is doing a grand job.
Much more layered, although it could put people off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:12, Reply)
Had another rollie yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:04, Reply)
I've had two.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, Reply)
Rollies taste nicer than packet cigarettes
trufact. Unless they're those cherry things Lampers has, they're delicious. Or unless I'm pissed and it's a menthol. Nothing better than a menthol fag if you're hammered.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:07, Reply)
I do miss the menthols, if I'm honest.
But, £13 a week as opposed to £7 a day wins out. I do still buy a pack of menthols for through the week at work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:08, Reply)
Get menthol filters then.
Buy yourself a box of swan, extra slim menthol filters, and turn your rollies into a hand-rolled polo.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:09, Reply)
I had thought about that.
The filters are ludicrously expensive for not very many compared with the normal ones, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:10, Reply)
You get about 100+ in a box.
For a quid it is hardly bad value.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:12, Reply)
I thought the menthols only came in boxes of about 25, but cost the same as normal ones?
It was the missus that said this, though, so she may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, Reply)
Your Doris isn't correct
www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/online_headshop/swan-menthol-filter-tips---120-pack.cfm?iProductID=4656

Available from most good newsagents (and some bad ones too), expect to pay similar, no more than a quid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:15, Reply)
Aha!
Thanks Jeff. I shall keep an eye open.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:16, Reply)
If you prefer a minty smoke.
Then pick some up tomorrow when you buy your Sunday paper.

You'll find rolling a bit easier if you aren't yet 100% about the baccy/skin combo, as you'll have a slightly more solid end to grip as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
You can't beat a nice cigar after a fantastic meal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:08, Reply)
Cigars remind me of my dad
I don't like the smell or the taste. Kreteks, I think those cherry ones are called. Marvellous things.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:12, Reply)
It's a real shame that smoking is a bad thing.
And that it makes you smell.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:16, Reply)
It really does.
I hate coming home from my parents with all my clothes stinking to high heaven.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
Only to get home and start smoking?
Is Lenor really that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:19, Reply)
*golf clap*

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:23, Reply)
You don't want Tennis Clap.
That would be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:24, Reply)
I'm ashamed to admit I laughed at that.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:25, Reply)
I've still got it Toots!
*Jazz hands exits*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:26, Reply)
Why I oughtta...

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:27, Reply)
Not too loudly, I hope.
Wouldn't want to disturb the neighbours by making a racquet, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:27, Reply)
Nah. The score would remain 'love all'
Berk and tennis coach sitting in a tree....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:28, Reply)
P-L-A-Y-I-N-G.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:29, Reply)
Tennis in a tree?
unlikely.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:31, Reply)
Who said anything about tennis?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:37, Reply)
I haven't watched Eurovision in years
it's shit.

Alt: did you watch Waterloo Road?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:18, Reply)
Alt: Yes.
To my shame
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:19, Reply)
haha I know the feeling
I thought the trans storyline was handed well, but some of the characters are genuinely sociopathic.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:04, Reply)
Would the left of the page suit anyone better?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:53, Reply)
I really shouldn't have eaten that chocolate bar
blasted munchies.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:56, Reply)
Was it the munchies, or a packet of Munchies*
*Do they still make them?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:57, Reply)
They do still make Munchies
tasty little blighters they are too. No, I have post-smoke hunger.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:58, Reply)
hello berk!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:58, Reply)
hello Bob!

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:00, Reply)
i thikn i mihgfht chanfge my name

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:02, Reply)
Is 'Bob' available, 'cos if it is, you should take it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:04, Reply)
gone

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:08, Reply)
I'd wait til you sober up and can spell again, if I were you.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:04, Reply)
^htis.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:09, Reply)
^htat

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:11, Reply)
^Hte Toher

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:15, Reply)
o like this

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:12, Reply)
Have a ribena and some toast with marmite.
Before watching a badly dubbed chinese martial arts film...

... Ahh... they were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:59, Reply)
Ugh, your post smoke choices are weak, old man.

(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:01, Reply)
So what would a slightly stoned berk do...
In the dream world.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:02, Reply)
A slightly stoned berk would, for preference
be enjoying the company of a slightly stoned TC. Although some ice cream would be good too.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:05, Reply)
If only you had an ice-cream maker.....
Is TC a toker, or is he subject to drug-testing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:08, Reply)
I do have an ice cream maker
but none of the ingredients, sadly. TC does partake of naughty substances occasionally. Which is nice, because most of my exes have been quite antidrugs.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:09, Reply)
What does tomorrow hold in store for berk
I'm thinking of going on a walk myself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:11, Reply)
I need to sort out the garden, it's a tip
and I think slugs have eaten my courgette plants. Car could do with a wash as well. I believe TC is coming over for sunday dinner. Chicken or lamb, that is the question...
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:13, Reply)
Night!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:15, Reply)
Lamb is good.
But a good way to do chicken is: Pour some white wine in the roasting tin, surround the chicken with several cloves of garlic (skin on). Shove a load of thyme into the cavity and smear the bird with butter and herbs. then roast. Use the liquid to make the gravy.

Absolutely bloody nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:17, Reply)
Even though I've eaten a lot of food tonight
that still made me feel hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:19, Reply)
You should try it, it's utterly gorgeous.
The roasted garlic is especially nommy. Although your colleagues will hate you the next day...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:21, Reply)
thix
rio, pizza, coke, crisps, dsiry milk, ice creasm, pineapple, straebweey milkkshak,k chicken nuggets, any cominbarion of the above
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:03, Reply)
*And you wonder why you've reported weight issues in the past*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:04, Reply)
I know! btt of all them I only have rio and pinpplae now

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:06, Reply)
Why not call the curry hotline
Or give a pizza delivery place a call.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:10, Reply)
bde time now

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:11, Reply)
yres

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:58, Reply)
wevening bitvhes

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:53, Reply)
Alright Bob mate,
What have you done today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:54, Reply)
eving mate, helped mu friend ben movew house and then been to thr pub for my
other mates bdithday , eyvertone crashing st mine and jist gone to bed. goneen havw a litle doobie then go sleep? you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:56, Reply)
I've been right on it for the last few days.
I'm having a quiet one this evening, just a couple of cans.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:58, Reply)
i had to do sone ractical puking half way thruough

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:59, Reply)
Was that tactical, or unexpected?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:59, Reply)
tactical, we wee presented with black rat nd bauleys so no chioce relllay

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:00, Reply)
I fuckin' love Black Rat
But I'm on a cider ban at the moment. I do miss my cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:03, Reply)
I was on sparlling tonight biut did down two cloudys, i STILL Hold the record of 11 cloudys
two dbl wickeys and a gnt
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:04, Reply)
What sort of record is 11 cloudy ciders?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:06, Reply)
,ore than any of my fiends

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:07, Reply)
11 pints of cloud is a FANTASTIC effort.
I've not done that since festival days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:08, Reply)
i wokee up at 3 in trhieo moring holding the troilet, naked coveridn piss and sicl

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:10, Reply)
This is a post of epic Gonz proportions.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:12, Reply)
sorry dg i am relly trying, i htink its time i left

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:14, Reply)
Don't worry about it, Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:23, Reply)
I'm not sure how people can drink so many pints
I'm a fairly hardcore drinker I think, but that amount of liquid just doesn't seem feasible
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:11, Reply)
Last time I did that sort of thing, I was at a cider festival
The only drink available was cider, cider or more cider.

Right. I'm going to bed. Night Amberl, night all, catch you on the 'morrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:14, Reply)

pree pressure and showing off
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:14, Reply)

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