I make a damnfine quiche, if that's any good to you?
or falafel?
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Quiche is good.
I don't think I've had falafel before.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:39, Reply)

It's a bit like a bhaji I suppose
but made of coriander and chickpeas.
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)

That sounds nice.
Here's a tip... when the supermarket has fresh herbs in their 'reduced' aisle, buy them all, chop 'em up and freeze them. Much better than buying dried as they retain the fresh flavour.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:44, Reply)

Cheers for the tip
but I'm already all over that shit :)
(berk, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:47, Reply)

2p bunches of herbs in Asda ftw!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:51, Reply)

How do you know when a gay has burguled your house?
The carpets have been cleaned and there is a quiche in the fridge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:40, Reply)

+ AIDS in your hoover.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)

I knew a gay bloke who got raped by a hoover.
I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, the nurse said 'he's picking up'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:48, Reply)

Sounds like he was dyson with death...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 2:00, Reply)