I don't understand why the shop didn't have any whole nut or fruit and nut chocolate.
I've returned with a raisin & biscuit Yorkie instead.

IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it is for this girl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)

You keep your thieving scouse mitts away lar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I'll fucking buy one without raisins

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'm sure Yorkie made a limited edition pink chocolate bar that WAS for girls.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I was eating Yorkies when you had no arse in your kecks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Yeah. Right.
I'll bet a treat for you when it was your birthday was a Chomp or a Freddo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)

A fucking chocolate coin

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

chocolate money is shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)

aye

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Any chocolate that you hang from a tree is shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Them vile soldiers
but I love them anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

They were always double shit as they were hollow*
And because you only saw them at Christmas you always ended up forgetting they were hollow.

*It might just have been my povvo childhood Christmas memories.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Yeah, they bloody were!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

We'll be talking about the excitment that was a 'slection box' at Christmas next.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Christmas, Easter and birthday were chocolate times
in my house. And very occasionally if you hurt your knee or Dolly took you for a walk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

"Dolly took you for a walk"
To see some non-existant puppies in the woods?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

back of the van actually

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

But you got Chocolate, so it wasn't a complete waste, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

when I was little
I'd probably have considered it a fair swap
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Want a bit of my Yorkie?
*Wayhay!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

a finger of fudge for a finger of fudge

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

That's quite a bounty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

It's nothing compared
to what Marianne Faithful made me do to get a Mars Bar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

hahaha
Could have been worse, she could have insisted on Space Dust.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Then she'd really be frothing at the clopper

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Or even with her cherry popped!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Do you remember those games compendium things?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Yeah.
Ludo, snakes and ladders, draughts and some other things I can't remember.

I was a big fan of the 'pocketeers' games, they were like Game-Boys for the clockwork generation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Pocketeers! I had the fruit machine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1A5I9dsIS8

Games Compendium - was the other one backgammon?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

My sister had the fruit machine!
I remember having this one, amongst a number of others.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfBwnsx3NKg&feature=related

My favourite one was some sort of tank shooting game where you fired little metal balls at targets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Yorkies are shit.
I have spoken.
( girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Well what else could I buy?
They were out of Dairy Milk in it's various forms, and I wanted something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Dairy Milk is shit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Galaxy is best but they don't so a bar with nuts in.

( girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I did consider a Ripple bar.
But it looked like the sort of thing a woman would enjoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

They used to do a hazlenut one didn't they?
Not that they need to. Galaxy da bomb.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I prefer Bournville. Then Galaxy
though it is a little sweet.

Nesle chocolate is not nice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Nestle's boss.
Rowntree Mackintosh was my fave, along with Galaxy, then Milka
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Did you ever have Fry's Chocolate/Peppermint Cream bars?
They were excellent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

My mum loved em but not me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I went shopping this afternoon for a loaf and some washing up gloves
and somehow when I got home I also had a tub of Waitrose Rocky Road Bites. And another of Chocolate Brownie Bites.

Dunno how that happened.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Because you stole them.
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'm no Barry

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Consider my comment retracted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

he's stolen a comeback

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)