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I don't understand men and algebra.What don't you understand?
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girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:53,
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Women and nuanceAlgebra I'm pretty good at.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:54,
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Pretty good on algebrano good on men. Or humans in general. Stupid humans.
Also cooking
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:59,
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Most things in life it feels likeis it wrong to have curry two nights in a row?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:59,
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Depends on the state of your arse from the last one(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:01,
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I'm always fineiron-coated stomach me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:04,
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Indians seem to manage(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:08,
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Might as well thennot many places deliver round here. Trying to decide what to have now, or whether just to get what I had last night which was really tasty
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:10,
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Why people hate when they should love(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:03,
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Why do presidents never fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:03,
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Because they stink, and really they're better off dead(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:05,
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I love everything, I am love(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:05,
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Well as long as it goes in this order then I'm happy.Your mum
Rswipe
me
everyone else
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girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:09,
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I should hate you for b4shbanning me But I can't bring myself to
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:17,
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Well there's a few other corporeal elementsNot forgetting my twelve inch penis
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:24,
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I never forget your twelve inch penis.It haunts my dreams.
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girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:31,
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Weddings are like some crazy business transaction where nobody wins apart from the wedding planner.(
girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:30,
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I'll be your wedding plannerI do *awesome* weddings
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 21:50,
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Haha, so you do.Control freaks do not have wedding planners though.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:54,
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Well saidweddings are bollocks, and i like breasts, not bollocks
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broadsword, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:33,
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See you would say they are awesomebecause you are a girl and brainwashed to believe that. Us chaps know the truth. That they are bollocks.
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broadsword, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:39,
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hushup manI know some men who like them more than women.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:42,
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I love weddings so long as my family aren't involvedeven if they are they're still fun but it's even better when you're immune to all the aggro.
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TOTALLY THISI'm going to get married at 5am in a disused railway siding so they can't find me
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:59,
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the last one I attended was in a phenomenal location with a really sound bunch of people peppered with weapons grade attention seekers, devout Irish catholics and closet homosexuals. Oh the loldramaz!
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Like you say, someone else's dramz are cool!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:17,
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Steampunk wedding!I'm sure I saw an article on a couple who did a post-apocalypse wedding. It was awesome.
EDIT: offbeatbride.com/2010/07/post-apocalyptic-wedding-invitation-shoot
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:23,
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Bollox!I love seeing people in love and I love a party. These two occurances usually happen in a wedding situation.
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girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:42,
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I don't understand why the shop didn't have any whole nut or fruit and nut chocolate.I've returned with a raisin & biscuit Yorkie instead.
IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:26,
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You keep your thieving scouse mitts away lar.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:29,
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I'm sure Yorkie made a limited edition pink chocolate bar that WAS for girls.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:31,
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I was eating Yorkies when you had no arse in your kecks(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:32,
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Yeah. Right.I'll bet a treat for you when it was your birthday was a Chomp or a Freddo.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:35,
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Any chocolate that you hang from a tree is shit.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:41,
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They were always double shit as they were hollow*And because you only saw them at Christmas you always ended up forgetting they were hollow.
*It might just have been my povvo childhood Christmas memories.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:44,
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We'll be talking about the excitment that was a 'slection box' at Christmas next.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:50,
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Christmas, Easter and birthday were chocolate times in my house. And very occasionally if you hurt your knee or Dolly took you for a walk
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:52,
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"Dolly took you for a walk"To see some non-existant puppies in the woods?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:56,
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But you got Chocolate, so it wasn't a complete waste, eh?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:58,
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when I was littleI'd probably have considered it a fair swap
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:00,
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Want a bit of my Yorkie?*Wayhay!*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:05,
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a finger of fudge for a finger of fudge(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:15,
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It's nothing comparedto what Marianne Faithful made me do to get a Mars Bar
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:22,
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hahahaCould have been worse, she could have insisted on Space Dust.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:27,
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Then she'd really be frothing at the clopper(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:32,
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Do you remember those games compendium things?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:53,
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Yeah.Ludo, snakes and ladders, draughts and some other things I can't remember.
I was a big fan of the 'pocketeers' games, they were like Game-Boys for the clockwork generation.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:58,
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Pocketeers! I had the fruit machinewww.youtube.com/watch?v=S1A5I9dsIS8
Games Compendium - was the other one backgammon?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:01,
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My sister had the fruit machine!I remember having this one, amongst a number of others.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfBwnsx3NKg&feature=related
My favourite one was some sort of tank shooting game where you fired little metal balls at targets.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:05,
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Well what else could I buy?They were out of Dairy Milk in it's various forms, and I wanted something.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:32,
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Galaxy is best but they don't so a bar with nuts in.(
girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:35,
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I did consider a Ripple bar.But it looked like the sort of thing a woman would enjoy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:36,
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They used to do a hazlenut one didn't they?Not that they need to. Galaxy da bomb.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:36,
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I prefer Bournville. Then Galaxythough it is a little sweet.
Nesle chocolate is not nice.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:59,
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Nestle's boss.Rowntree Mackintosh was my fave, along with Galaxy, then Milka
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:02,
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Did you ever have Fry's Chocolate/Peppermint Cream bars?They were excellent.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:05,
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I went shopping this afternoon for a loaf and some washing up glovesand somehow when I got home I also had a tub of Waitrose Rocky Road Bites. And another of Chocolate Brownie Bites.
Dunno how that happened.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:41,
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Because you stole them.That's my guess.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:42,
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A lot of things.And why the battery on everything you own goes flat all at once.
Or why I am hungry until I start eating.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:59,
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alright Lampito how are you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:02,
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Not too bad thanx.I saw my mother today and she gave me presents. Not too tender I hope?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:06,
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ooh presentswhat'd she give you?
my foot's okay thanks, swelling has gone down and I can walk on it :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:14,
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Good to hear!A Rob Ryan mug, a colouring book of the kind I had in America (we went into a book shop, and I saw them and everything came flooding back and I got a bit emotional), some Austrian chocolates and a book of woodcut illustrations.
And food money. Good haul.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:17,
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Very nice indeed! My mother bought me a Cath Kidston passport holder which was odd but nice
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:21,
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She sent me a felt cat decoration in the post a few weeks ago.-shrugs-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:22,
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Yup.He's in Manchester though.
www.b3tards.com/u/623f0b0735599cee466d/photo_on_2011-04-05_at_12.49.jpg
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:38,
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it's nice to get random things :)(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:27,
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I am watching a funny show"OK everybody - let's think outside the box!"
"Nobody's done blackface on TV for a while..."
"Maybe Frank should think *inside* the box."
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"It'll be individuals... coming together... as a team!"
"Like al-Qaeda!"
"I was thinking 'The Smurfs', but yes!"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:09,
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I have paused my funny showfor MOTD2 lols.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:27,
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I was impressed with the effort made by Millwall supporters.And the timing was perfect as well, just as Wigan got their second goal as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:28,
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Is it just because they hate West Hamor does Avram have a Millwall connection? I'm not from London so it just confused me, especially as everyone seemed to assume I'd know why it was funny.
I am laughing at Birmingham though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:31,
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I don't understand why the lecture notes aren't ever up in time for classes."Come with the standard notes printed off!" they say, "They'll be up two days before the class!"
It's half an hour to class and the bloody notes still aren't up so I have no idea what the lecture is about or if it's even running.
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ComplainNothing ever gets fixed without some righteous moaning.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:28,
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oh ARGHeverything I have to do tomorrow and why have to do it on my own when all my colleagues have got out of it :( I'm having serious self confidence fails about now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:43,
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yeahit kind of is. But it's the extra bit of my job which I get paid slightly more for and which I willingly signed up for so I gotta do it :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:52,
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My money says that you'll be on Play-Ground patrol.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:55,
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hehemy money says I'll be told off by people who aren't technically my superiors about things which were outside my control and I will wither like some pathetic withery thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:58,
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Well see if you can swap with the person who is doing play ground duty.If you can't, pray for rain then it'll be a wet-break and everyone will have to stay in and you won't be able to go to your meeting! :)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:59,
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I'm glad I've been helpful.*BEAMS*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:04,
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Try"You're not my superior and that is not under my control." Then turn and walk away (because flicking the double-Vs undermines your moral high ground)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:03,
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I shall bear all this in mindI have to go to bed, now, the damn thing is 60 miles away so I have to get up early. Night all
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:05,
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how arsene wenger still has a job tonight, time to go me thinks.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:01,
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You need John Sitton.He'll sort out your lot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:03,
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John Sitton.www.youtube.com/watch?v=obixCOVTVwY
Management at its absolute finest.
Or this link, it has a bit of back-ground info with it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5mEDcjM6s
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:06,
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Went from that to this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZDsjY3uFdE&feature=related
The Battle of Bramall Lane. Ah, memories!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:57,
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Villa, Birmingham, Stoke, West BromThe Heart of England.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 23:04,
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