A surprisingly verbose mental asylum
where eight words will suffice when one is requested.

Morning Reverend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Morning DF
Oh, I hadn't noticed the 1 word thing. Do you actually expect me to read Monty's pish?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Brilliant response
Take three points. Good weekend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Ta very much *marks scorebook*
Not a bad weekend at all. Played cricket on Saturday - we scored 156-7 off our 45 overs (although I batted like a mong and only scored 3).

Our opponents managed the princely total of 41 all out off 32 overs - and they were bloody lucky to score that many. Cheating bastards.

How was yours?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Well played sir
Mine was top-notch thank you, had a good friend up, 30th party on Friday night (there was karaoke - myself and two friends absolutely massacred Livin' On A Prayer) and of course the gaudy wonderment of Eurovision on Saturday. I know. Masculine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I love the way that you make no effort whatsoever to challenge the doubters of your sexual orientation.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No point, is there
I was discussing this with Queen Crunchy the other day. We basically concluded that even if I were to have full sex with a female B3tan who vouched for my heterosexuality, the only change this would make would be that there'd be a new meme accusing said B3tan of being a bloke.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Well at least it might take the heat off you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Good point
*consults list of B3tans willing to shag me*

Oh yeah...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

/talk think I'm a bloke so I'm up for it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Appreciate it babe
I'll be there in a few hours

*buys johnnies*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

you realise that the strap-on she'll be using to fuck you won't need a johnny right?
and that doesn't count as full sex with a female.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

We've discussed this
She says I can have a go eventually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)