You've only done anal four times?

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not anal
Orgies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Yes but the fourth time it went on for two days, by the looks of it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

that's going to cause at least a modicum of chafing, I'll wager.

How was the 60th, chap?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

My dear Mighters, it was fucking fabulous.
Nothing went wrong, my daughter was happy as a sandboy and charmed everyone - including the entire train carriage on the way back - just wonderful, thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

excellent news.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

The food and wines were superb, too. My brother in law is an expert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

"including the entire train carriage on the way back "
yeah, I'm really sure she did.

She might be lovely to you my dear boy, but rest assured that from an outside perspective she is almost certainly just as much of a little cunt as all the rest of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

There really ought to be a law forbidding them to be out in adult situations
until they're proven capable of keeping their fucking voices down.
( Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

they should be left at home after being given a sedative
so that the parents can go out and enjoy themselves without worrying that their precious angels are safe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

There were two groups of women
all of whom were saying things like 'she's much nicer than my kids lol' and 'can we keep her, she's beautiful' etc - they were a bit common.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I hope you gave them a bit of the old Agent Orange

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I pissed in their eyes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Only?
That seems like alot.

Mornin'.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Mornin.
You know what these young kids are like. No restraint.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

boot each others back doors in soon as share the time of day
these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

*tuts, re-lights pipe and ruffles quality broadsheet*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)