I know this isn't /links, but...
i saw this and instantly thought of BGB ;)
www.iheartchaos.com/post/5468051248/for-sale-the-original-sweater-worn-by-jeff-the
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahaha! love it.
Unfortunately I don't have more money than sense or else I would buy it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

damn, you must be really skint...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I'm in a bad mood

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I like it, you should be in a bad mood more often.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I'll see what I can do.
the world is trying to help out.

I'm really fucking sick of this secondment. If it had achieved something then the fact that it is so boring wouldn't be quite so bad, but all it's done is made us a loss pretty much. Client has managed to get fuck all out of it because they are so disorganised and shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I didn't think it was for so long - seems like fucking ages.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

been since mid November.
I didn't think it was going to be so long either. Down to 2 days a week, but it's still a fucking pain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

l be you that's being shit?
EDIT: Is it you that's being shit?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

In English please, dickhead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I think he is saying he wants to be like me
but he's too shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Comp kicked me out of B3ta as i was typing,,,,

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Who is this 'Comp' and how can we thank him?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

hahahaha!
again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

fair enough
In response: there's no point in being modest. I'm really fucking good at what I do. I'm mainly supposed to be teaching it while I'm here and doing some of it as well.

So far, since mid-November, one staff member here has found 4 days on which I can train him. The other has found no time at all. If they'd thought about things even a little bit they could've sorted out the data that we need before I started, but they didn't so we had to wait for it to be collected and processed, which takes a very long time.

So I'm left twiddling my thumbs or doing jobs that I can do, but it'd be a shitload quicker and more cost effective for them to get someone else to do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Transl: I am a fucking bender, please kill me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

exactly!
...

hey!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Coo-ee!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I be you
If I be you, it would be fucking shit mate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

'but Oi can droive a traaac'r'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

*crosses vippers off b3tans I would list*

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

How much do they want?
That site is blocked here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Ten thousand dollars.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I wouldn't bother - you'd never fit into it you fat blubbery fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

hahaha!
officelol
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)