News just in Lucan's finest actually won, once the snide block voting is taken into account
SWEET VICTORY !!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well that's your own fault for only having one dozy bunch of cunts close enough to vote politically for you
Speaking of which, what were you doing giving us 6 points, you ungrateful bastards?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Blue were even worse than Jedward

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

No they weren't
Not even Boznia & Herzegovina were worse than Jedward. At least Blue have sex appeal, if not talent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

you are wrong.
regardless. France had the only entry that could be classed as music, and they got fuck all points in the grand scheme of things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'm not
However, you're quite right about that. I knew France weren't going to get anywhere as soon as I saw the entry; too good. Too much like actual music. Plus, no-one likes the French.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I stand by my liking of the Italian entry
having listened to it a few times since, and read the lyrics, I think it's quite a nice little ditty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

That wasn't bad at all
But again, too much like actual music. If you check my FB feed you'll see that I called two of the top three by virtue of having seen Eurovision way too many times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

was that the one with the see-through piano?
if so, it was one of the few that wasn't utterly utterly shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

That's the one
However, musical merit will never win Eurovision, unless you happen to be a Balkan state with lots of friends.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm afraid I didn't watch
However I have renewed admiration for Jedward when it was pointed out to me that nobody really interviews Jedward, broadcasters simply put microphones in front of them and they shout random things into them.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

they are freaks
I find myself completely baffled by them. I think they must actually be extra-terrestrials.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

They're ummm 'slow' is the polite phrase

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)