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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's lunch time
so let's have a thread with no mention of food whatsoever.

What are you looking forward to this week?

Alt: what are you dreading?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:14, 191 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
BASH WALK
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23206#post23542
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I'm looking forward to this, but it's next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Then you failed, Noel!
Rule one of exams - read the fucking question. Didn't your teachers ever tell you that?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Rule one of patronising Noel:
Suck my silky ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Veet?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Tweezed one-by-one by a Ukranian midget.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Quite handy for getting all the way up the arse crack

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I refer you to Mr Foxtrot
who is, as I understand it, better qualified in these matters.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I'm actually looking forward to the shuttle launch, T-minus 33 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Trip to Tenerife.
Alt: machete weilding Spaniards.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Pfft!
Well I thought it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)
looking forward to leaving here tomorrow afternoon
slightly dreading having to play with my band at a wedding on Saturday. We're only doing half an hour though, so probably won't be too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)
As long as you don't openly suck
and they're not paying you enough to buy a family car, any 'mistakes' will just add to the atmosphere of the night. I wouldn#t worry about it too much.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)
we aren't charging them
that'd be too much pressure. They are mates and have asked us to play. We don't suck too hard, but I don't consider us to be a wedding band at all. Mostly because we don't play covers.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I don't know
that's a pretty shit half an hour of stuff to have to put up with at your wedding. What have the Bride and Groom done to offend you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)
they're insisted we play
the idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Aiiiiiiiiight Internet Nemesis
I am both looking forward to and dreading the footy tonight. Looking forward to because I'm venturing into the wilds of Norfolk to see my best mate for a few jars. Dreading cos we're going to get absolutely battered, aren't we
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)
go for a few jars in a gay friendly pub then.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I'm talking about football
I wouldn't expect you to understand.

You massive girl.

(If I were still scoring 7/10, extra marks for speed)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)
How you failed to take advantage of the red card in the first leg is a mystery.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)
That's covered by being shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I wish I could tell you to fuck off you paddy cunt
but you're right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)
:)
19 titles as well, don't forget
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I read that as titties.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)
as did I

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)
My moobs are 100% perkier these days

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I bet they have a glossy coat
and lovely healthy wet noses, too.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)
you read everything as titties, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)
That's true.
Maybe I'm on the turn again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)
NOT YET NOT YET

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I can't wait too much longer Darth.
It'll heal up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I think it's just the raging horn, I wouldn't worry ;)

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I would congratulate you but your thick Mancunian accent is hard to understand
You gloryhunting cock. Also, how have you got the nerve to show your face after that preposterous display on Saturday night?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Doesn't a draw count as a win in Fergie's book?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)
You speak football?
How clever.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I am the perfect woman
I like football, like computer games, have massive boobs, and tell rude jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)
hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I was referring to Ireland's Eurovision entry
The reason why shotguns have two barrels
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)
ah, of course.
Still, it's your own fucking fault for watching, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)
News just in Lucan's finest actually won, once the snide block voting is taken into account
SWEET VICTORY !!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Well that's your own fault for only having one dozy bunch of cunts close enough to vote politically for you
Speaking of which, what were you doing giving us 6 points, you ungrateful bastards?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Blue were even worse than Jedward

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)
No they weren't
Not even Boznia & Herzegovina were worse than Jedward. At least Blue have sex appeal, if not talent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)
you are wrong.
regardless. France had the only entry that could be classed as music, and they got fuck all points in the grand scheme of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I'm not
However, you're quite right about that. I knew France weren't going to get anywhere as soon as I saw the entry; too good. Too much like actual music. Plus, no-one likes the French.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I stand by my liking of the Italian entry
having listened to it a few times since, and read the lyrics, I think it's quite a nice little ditty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)
That wasn't bad at all
But again, too much like actual music. If you check my FB feed you'll see that I called two of the top three by virtue of having seen Eurovision way too many times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)
was that the one with the see-through piano?
if so, it was one of the few that wasn't utterly utterly shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)
That's the one
However, musical merit will never win Eurovision, unless you happen to be a Balkan state with lots of friends.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I'm afraid I didn't watch
However I have renewed admiration for Jedward when it was pointed out to me that nobody really interviews Jedward, broadcasters simply put microphones in front of them and they shout random things into them.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)
they are freaks
I find myself completely baffled by them. I think they must actually be extra-terrestrials.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)
They're ummm 'slow' is the polite phrase

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)
It's mostly hilarious
But I felt so fucking ashamed when we gave them 12 points. I haven't been so disappointed in the voting public since the AV referendum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)
you know the worst thing?
The Jedward monstrosity was in the top ten, quality wise. Eurovision really is a pile of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Yes it is, that's the point
but even so there should only be so bad "utter shit" can get before it's outlawed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)
well, if you only need a point to win the league
then it counts as a win in anybody's book.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)
If you mean Man U-Blackburn
that was Saturday lunchtime, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Yes having a season ticket for the past twenty years and being five minutes from Old Trafford makes me a gloryhunter
If you lifted yourself from your armchair you might cop on to that, also judging from the weakest link is your local accent 'metrosexual queer'?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Well now I know that
In which case, congratulations
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I dunno, mate
the law of averages suggests sooner or later Forest must have a play-off semi where they don't collapse like an soggy house of cards in a light wind, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Yes it does sir
My only hope for tonight is that in previous years Forest have gone into the second leg at home as the clear favourites and promptly bottled it on an epic scale. So it's not inconceivable that the same will happen to Swansea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Pub quiz on tuesday,
hopefully some more friends getting glasto tickets... That's about it for this week. Quite middle of the month week before the crazyness of the next week.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Looking forward to Friday and seeing your bro.
Dreading seeing just how long this stupid effing project is going to take.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Tell him I said hello
and that I don't mind if he never calls...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Is he ignoring your calls?
I'll smack his bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)
No
In fact, he calls me a lot more than I call him. But that's probably because he knows I will always be in, and he has one of them social life things.

Though feel free to smack his bum, if that's what he's into.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Nah, that would be me.
Aww, I think I'm the only person who calls him regularly, and even then I tend to leave it to him. I'm feeling we should give the little scamp a break.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Psst!
I think it's more the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Haha you knows it!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)
slapper

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

r e
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)
It's my Birthday on Friday, that could be fun, depending on what is planned for me.
Aside from that, very little.

Alt: Getting older.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Have you got a munchy box on order?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)
what is planned for me?
Plan it yourself then.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Decided against organising anything this year, as I won't be seeing most of my friends for it, due to difficult circumstances
So it's most likely it'll be nothing, and that's fine by me!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Getting to go on honeymoon.
alt: two exam board meetings. Bane of my fucking life.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Where're you going?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)
The board room I shouldn't wonder.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Paris then Zermatt to go glacier skiing
then Milan, then Lake Como.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
not much....right now, mostly sleep
Saturday there will be a wine fest, but then everyone is going to a concert, so I'll be alone and drunk after. Which is totally lame so I think I won't go.

alt: going out where a guy i sort of like will be....and watching my friend hang on him like an under armour shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I've got an under armour shirt.
it's green.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I thought they only came in black white and grey

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)
How interesting
mine is white, from the cold gear range. I like it very much as it makes me look massively ripped. I also have two pairs of underarmour cold gear shorts. one is white and the other black. Is this information relevant to people's interests, do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I hope so
I was surprised that I needed a "Medium" shirt, I haven't bought anything in "Medium" since I was about 13,
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I've found that recently
gone from having to buy XL to having to buy medium
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)
is it the fit of the shirt, or have you lost weight?
i've lost more weight, it's interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)
underarmour sizes are curious.
as are Canterbury. I've got a Canterbury heat vest that is XXL but my Canterbury Scotland rugby shirt is S. Madness.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I'm guessing it's because you're a muscleless weakling

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)
haha, I'm really not.
I think it's because replica shirts are generally sold to REALLY fat fuckers whereas the undergear stuff is actually sold to players.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)
likely story

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)
well, you've have to believe me or not
as I'm not about to send you pics..
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)
ah man, worst day ever

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I know. I bet you're totally heartbroken, crying into your coffee.
I'm very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)
it'll be like that bit in the hit movie Crybaby starring Johnny Depp, when he's sent to prison
and his girl cries into a mason jar to collect her tears
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I think it's the fit of the shirt
as I bought a different brand at the same time and it was a large. But both were equally tight on my and made me wish I had a smaller stomach. The running is solving this problem slowly.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Do you have any waterproof trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I suspect the trousers of my club warm-up suit are showerproof
My offshore sailing trousers are very waterproof, and also bright yellow. Imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)
do you have a sou'wester?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)
sadly, no
mostly I just use a baseball cap or nowt at all.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)
that's a shame
I always lamented not having a sou'wester during my sailing days
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I always lamented not having an automatic life vest
luckily, it never ended up mattering.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)
my dad's old boat sank a few years back
due to being on a fouled mooring when the tide came in.

They raised it and found that he had to dismantle the lockers because the lifejackets had gone off in them and he couldn't get them out through the hatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)
arf. It's not really funny, of course, but it kind of is.
We broached a yacht in the middle of the Channel at 3 am in a race a few years ago. that was 20 mins or so of new underwear time before we got it upright. Would have preferred at least a hammer action one then.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)
it is quite funny
it was an 80 year old wooden racing dayboat, had been out of the water all winter, and as such, once the mud was scraped out it had actually done it some good.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I'm getting some action this evening
From a girl 10 years my junior. Get in. (yes, she's legal)
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)
And how old are you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)
20

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
93

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)
87

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)
11

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)
10

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)
69

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)
That's numberwang!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Bravo.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)
All wrong.
I'll be 66 in 33 years time.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Dinner with sexy people
Wednesday so I can have a bit of a relax.

Alt: 10am tomorrow. Brekekekek koax my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Ah, The Frogs. Love it - and so do you, don't deny it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I'm at the point where Aeacus is beating the shit out of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Nothing because my life is boring and shit
Do coffee frappucinos count as food?

Alt: meeting my medieval history tutor.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)
You should draw inspiration from just how shit your fellow board users are

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)
That always makes me feel better

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I'm so shit Kitty wants to make me a forever alone cake for my birthday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)
at least you get cake out of it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Yeah but it'll be barely edible.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)
because it was made with your salty tears

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)
it will certainly be sprinkled with them on arrival
as he finally gets to touch something that kitty has touched with her bare hands
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I'm going to see Avenue Q on friday
and I'm going out for a hen do on Saturday and I look scorching hot in the dress I've bought for it. (Much, much more so than the hen, which means I will be quietly smug all evening)

I am dreading impending unemployment. I hate jobhunting.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I feel your pain re: the job hunting
If you find a spare one, send it in my direction.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I have yet to even find one for myself
it is a truly soul-destroying process, made all the worse because I'm trying to stay in the area which is limiting my options somewhat.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Surely if you're going to a hen then the bride to be is off the market.
And therefore not someone you should be competing with or feel threatened by?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Plus, I'm sure you outsmoke most women anyway

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I don't feel remotely threatened by her
she doesn't like me and has only invited me after protests from our mutual friends.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Then why go?
I promise you I'm not having a dig, but something about your post made me feel rather uncomfortable. You should really stop selling yourself short Missus.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Because I believe her invite to be genuine, albeit grudging
we get on alright, she just doesn't like me very much. We'll have a nice night out, it'll all be fine.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)
sounds a bit messed up
If I were in her position, I'd be right fucked off if people went on at me to invite someone I don't like on my stag do.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)
But don't forget, women will very rarely tell another woman that they don't like them
The general MO is to be nice to their face then moan about them when they've gone.

This is one of the many reasons I have no female friends.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)
even so
her friends should still know. Or, berk is wrong and the girl doesn't dislike her.

All the girls I consider close friends don't have many female friends for the same reason as you.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)
You don't have to tell someone you don't like them.
That's just not nice is it?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I don't know
I think I would prefer that. Then I would know where I stood, and could avoid people who really didn't want my company.

My general stance is assuming that people don't like having me around anyway, so I'd much rather be put straight one way or the other.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This
I'm less hurt by people telling me to my face that I'm a cunt, than I am by people saying it behind my back.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)
damn
means I avoided you at Sonisphere for no reason
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Haha, charming
explains why you fucked off mere moments before Amberl and I got to Bristol, too...
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)
exactly!
such a relief to be able to get that out in the open
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Alright then,
You're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

ps I don't really think you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Haha!
You're rubbish at trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I know :(

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Good good
I was worried you were going to shun me at Blousie's then. You are coming, aren't you?
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)
As much as I wish I could, I can't.
I'm actually going to a hen night that night ha! It's going to be an absolute tackfest.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)
She has been like this ever since I've known her
she will deliberately not invite me to things, our friends will tell her not to be a bitch, she'll relent, I'll usually go and everyone concerned will usually have a lovely time. *shrug*
Besides, she's getting married and I'm happy for her. I will be pleasantness personified, as I always am, and she'll get drunk and apologise for being a cow, like she usually does.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)
It's a mystery that she has any friends at all if she carries on like that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Bitches be crazy Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)
truth

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Innit blood.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
She sounds like a spoiled little cunt
and I hope you punch her in the face and steal her fiance.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Eating delicious things occasionally this week now I'm out of the mad attack stage of Bikini Diet '11
Alt - Over 15000 words worth of notes to learn for Thursday? Is that doable?
(Charmander, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Just read every 5th word, you'll get the gist of it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)
If I read 4/10th of the words
BOOM 40% PASS. Done. That's how maths and remembering works right?
(Charmander, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)
As a statistician with a degree in Psychology I promise you that is correct.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)
And the lesson is
Always put blind faith in what people on the internet advise you to do. I actually feel much better :/
(Charmander, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I'm so helpful, I don't know why I have such a reputation.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)
A couple of gigs to play later in the week and hopefully a night out with the better half on Wednesday
Alt: Everything else.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Oh, I'm going to see Villagers in Oxford on Sunday as a belated birthday present from my bestie.
Should be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Also, YEEEAAAAHHHHH
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13407712
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)
that guy is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I want a moose on my face so bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I've been practicing my "painting"
I can give it a go if you want....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Are you offering me a facial?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)
just trying to help out
I don't want to give you a facial....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)
It's always better when you have to force yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)
it's the old "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" thing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)
is your beard gingery too??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)
alright swipe

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)
alright mr noel

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I kind of am.
I'm fretting over all kinds of unimportant shit, I dunno what's wrong with me. Not long til the weekend though I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)
write them all down in a list
seeing them written down should make you realise 99.9% of them are irrelevant or out of your control...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Yeah I started doing that earlier on but got distracted by shiny things.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)
there is nothing about me that is ginger

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Apart from your nuts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)
they are the least ginger bit of all

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I'm still chortling over the baby orangutan image

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
huh???

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
i always think you are ginger
it is some pic you once posted where you looked ginger. i can't get over it.

to me, you will always be a GINGER.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)
good god woman.
I am so not ginger. If I was I'd be shaved bald to hide it. I certainly wouldn't have a big beard, sideburns and big mop of hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
My beard goes a little ginger on my chin when it's sunny...
but this is normal right?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
GINGER GINGER GINGER

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
i must stalk you a bit more on fb
since you'll always be ginger in my heart
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
you really should
I'm not sure I can live with you thinking I'm ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)
that's creepy and gross

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Nothing wrong with a bit of spunk in one's beard.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

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