We either need somebody HUGE like Take That
or have a song that mentions by name every one of the Eurovision countries, so they will cheer and vote for us.

Alt: no thanks. I feel quite sick and dizzy, and have a banging headache.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 16:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry about that babe
Prolonged exposure to conversation with me has that effect.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Yes. You nauseate me.
or perhaps you've remotely impregnated me, and I'm suffering from morning/afternoon sickness?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

My sperm is not noted for its preposterously virulent qualities
You must be thinking of Captain V
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

It's rumoured that Captain V's sperm could blow a hole in a circus tent from fifty paces.
A condom didn't stand a chance in hell.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I think you mean virile

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

That is the sort of stupid mistake I make
So I'll assume you're correct
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

he's so bent that even his sperm won't enter a woman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

*click*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Seconded

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Take That Adele

lardylols
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)