Ah well, there's always next year and other cliches
I tuned in for the last ten minutes and saw you hit the post, hit an air ball and concede a late cracker ("What a finish that was!!!!!!!!" - Michael Owen, Twitter)

Still, I've just found out my signed Lance Henriksen biography has been shipped from America. So, every cloud and all that.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It must have felt like a Millenium for it to come

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

They did say it would arrive at an earlier date
but I always thought that was a bit of a Hard Target
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

He's got so used to not having it, when it finally arrives it will feel a little Alien.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Careful! Don't get him too excited
He may bash the Bishop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I always thought a screenshot of Bishop from the end of Aliens..
..would be great for those 'Got Milk?' adverts
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Need MOAR legs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I can't understand why I don't see more cocks drawn on those adverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I've just noticed I've got yoghurt on my top
That's so annoying I might Scream (3)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Only girls wear tops
Men wear shirts, jackets, jumpers, t-shirts etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Fine
I've got yoghurt on my v-neck jumper. You bent fashionista twat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

That's not yoghurt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Bukkakelolz

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)