I've found in the past two months that I can happily live without marijuana.
This was a pleasant surprise.

I could live without pretty much all material things - I think the only thing I wouldn't want to live without would be basic health. If I was paralysed or whatever I'd rather not be here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll be alright with one leg I think
if I got a robot one.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

One leg, yes, but none and no arms either = kill me please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Do it yourself
Oh, you can't
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

*rolls onto the M25 and waits*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Traffic jams = fail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Suicide the Bella way.

( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Bellacide

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

good answer
I could make do with no legs I suspect, as long as there was something to which you could attach artificial ones.

I'm terrified of hurting my hands though. Would hate to not be able to play the guitar.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

It's not that bad, honestly
You just get a new interest.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

it's been a significant part of my life for quite a while though
and I love it. it's not just an interest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

You look like you love it when you play on stage...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

my relaxed face is quite angry looking
can't be helped.

I got mocked so thoroughly when we first started for pulling inadvertant guitar faces that it's been drummed out of me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I remember you mentioned thjis ages ago, and I watched that odd video of DTTAB
playing with a guy in a bear suit dancing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

that fucking weirdo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

What possesses a fellow, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

in his case a face-twisting poltergeist

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

You're good today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

The more I fail at life
the funnier I become. By July I should be an awesome standup comedian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I was talking about the guy in the bear suit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I cannot see anything wrong with a guitar face if it's genuine.
Hendrxi was a right gurner - and as for Santana, Christ alive.

It only looks stupid if you're shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I agree
and my faces weren't that bad. In proportion to my ability I think, but I got the piss taken quite a lot and it gave me a complex. The culprits deny doing it now. Cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Ah man, fuck 'em.


(I fear I may have fairly 'mobile' features when playing guitar myself. Although since my cat left there have been no witnesses)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Unfortunately it came at a formative time
I'm good enough now that I could happily pull faces, but before I was a bit more timid and unsure of myself so the damage went deep.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I know mate, I do understand that really, I'd fucking hate to not be able to dance any more
I was attempting to find humour by inferring that lots of people can't play guitar.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

you failed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I concur
I'd rather die than lose my eyesight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

This I can agree with
the thought of going blind scares me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

That's three things we agree on now!
How are you my dear?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Okay thanks
could be worse. You?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Hungover and pathetically self-indulgent
Football aside, am absolutely dandy thank you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)