Which part of I can't get a shag don't you understand.

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Turkey Baster Lols

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

You've been at the spunky ruler again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

anyone can get a shag
it's getting a shag you actually WANT and who is GOOD at shagging. and who stays GOOD at shagging and doesn't settle very quickly into 3 times a week vanilla. that's the hard part.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Well yes!
I was hoping everyone would know what I meant.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

That's good to know BGB, although I can't remember did that kid with the wonky head in 'Mask' get to spray his load?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
Maybe it's you who needs the HRT patches.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Tsk BGB I expected you to be a Cher fan
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089560/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Oh gosh that film is fucking horrendously bad.
How in the name of drooping tits did it get 7.1?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I can never stop sniggering at his wonky head

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

conversely, rory
i did NOT expect YOU to be a cher fan.

my image of you has just undergone a massive, massive sea-change.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1205251
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I thought you meant the other mask film.

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

it's too late
i used to picture you as this hot brawny irish dude, swinging his muscled fists of justice over the beakering and the unwise.

now i am seeing a pissy little choirboy in a pink pashmina.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Anyone can get a shag?
Are you crazy? If this were true there'd be no one on the internet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Any GIRL can get a shag.
Is what I think she meant.
( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Now that you've clarified it I'm still not even sure you're right.
There are some real monsters out there, and no matter how desperate I was, I just couldn't.

At the end of the day, if she's really *that* unattractive, how is one supposed to achieve wood?

Presumably this cuts both ways. How would a lady get fizzing at the bung-hole?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

if you had zero standards
you could get laid any night of the week. it's the standards that are the bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Zero standards or completely blind.
And I don't know of anyone who genuinely has zero standards. Even mates with 'low' standards wouldn't just shag *anything*.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)