It would be okay if it were friday.
But it's not.
It's fucking tuesday.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't remind me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Could you mention before the guest(s) arrive
that you've an important meeting in the morning so could they do you a favour and end proceedings at midnight?

Thus setting the stage for a 'crash in the door and hold a knife to their throat' scenario at 12:01am?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

As it is, I'm thinking I will have to hide out in my bedroom because this particular guest goaded my dog one time
and ended up with a busted lip from her.
So, perhaps some heavy medication and an early bed time will cure all.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Surely that calls for a
"crash in the door and throw the dog at them" scenario at 12.01am?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

hopefully I'll be asleep way before then.
If not, then I definitely will do this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Set your alarm and do it anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

If your dog's anything like mine
she'll wake at every bastard noise anyway, which will then wake you up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

exactly this

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Sedate the dog
Put her in her basket and pop the basket under the table.
Hopefully around midnight the sedatives will wear off, the dog will be awoken by the noise and will go for the guest's knackers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)