I find the best preparation for these sort of events
Is these sort of events.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My life is one long preparation for these sort of events.
I call it 'Pre-Tox'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

my brain mixed this sentence to say Megan Fox

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Hahahahaha! Pre-tox!
Love it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

My chum's wife gave me a 2-hour lifestyle bollocking last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I get that occaisionally.
I channel it to reign myself in a bit.

Otherwise...
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

It became less tiresome after a while because I downed two bottles of wine whilst she was telling me off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

That, Monty
Is why she will likely feel the need to lecture you again.

Caners - One
Those that care - Nil.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Did your chum not feel the need to step in and tell her to put a sock in it?
Personally I've always found it really fucking embarrassing when previous partners have started lecturing my friends on how they ought to live their lives.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)