I've proposed this before, and am surprised it hasn't happened yet
It flies in the face of the first criteria, but I still think it's a good idea. Basically it boils down to there being far, far more "celebrities" than any culture could feasibly need, and a constant demand for ever-more preposterous reality TV. The logical solution is...

Celebrity Running Man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You only want to watch that because of the Spandex costumes.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:20, Reply)

Spandex is due a comeback
It is somewhat unforgiving, though. I'll amend the title; Hot Celebrity Running Man. We'll have to take out Feltz some other way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:22, Reply)

I'll go with that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Running Woman would be better I feel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)

So we've refined the idea to
Hot Celebrity Running Woman.

My issue with this is that I don't wish to reduce the number of hot celebrity women. Perhaps the fat, annoying celebrities could be hunted by hot women in spandex?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)