Monty's Death Island
The Isle of Wight is surrounded by 80' unscaleable walls with machine gun towers every 50', massive searchlights, razorwire, cameras etc.

The island is then filled with a selection of people I don't like, who are given no food or shelter and observed as they descend in a Goldingian nightmare of savagery and cannibalism.

Occasionally, I spice things up a little by entering the compound with an elephant gun, and track and slay a specific individual. In the advert breaks top whimsical Stilgoe-alikes 'Combi Christ' will regale the viewers with some of their witty observational musical vignettes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:54, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

With our guest host....
Amon Roth.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I have a better name
The Isle of Shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Being from that part of the world I can tell you its nickname 'The Pile of Shite' is well earned.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Wouldn't it be better to have a 5cm unscaleable wall? That way you could see it from the outside.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

That's not a wall, that's a tripping hazard.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

It's still unscaleable.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Technically this is correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

That's what the cameras are for.
That way if it gets a bit boring we can CGI it up a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

They'd be able to survive,
Isle of white has fertile land and caves, you underestimate humans.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Not with me shooting at them they wouldn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

You'd be blind drunk from your hip flask before you leave the hunting lodge.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)