I bought my kid a two foot Spongebob toy that I'm holding back for her birthday.
I would have bought my mother a birthday present for last week but *S*he's asked for a trip to Tayyab's, the little fucking beauty, so I haven't 'bought' it yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd have given her some hot meat for her birthday for free
I know, I know she's a clam jouster
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Why are you posting in the style of 'Open All Hours'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

GGGGGGGGGGGGranville

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

your mother is a lesbian
not a transsexual Monty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

A transsexual Monty?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

That is one ugly motherfucker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

It's not Sportscow's fault his mother dropped him onto his face from a first-floor window when he was a baby.
I think he's just 'differently good-looking' and I think you should apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Patios are sooo soft on my skin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

It's so hard to tell the difference.
Especially since her/his trip to Thailand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)