Sorry Gonz, I being thick but I don't get this

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A "kitty" is also a collection of money from a group of people to pay for group related things.
It is funny because Rogerthebatsomethingsomething once apparently held down her poor innocent cat by the head and forced coins down it's throat; massaging the gullet when they wouldn't quite good down properly. I don't know why she did this, it doesn't seem like normal behavour to me, there are some things in this world I just don't understand no matter how hard I try, such as Crosswords. I understand the concept but there are so many words that could fit, I can never think of them, deffo not to also get them match up. Another thing I don't understand in this world is why someone would ram coins down a cats throat for no apparent reason other than what appears to be sexual lust. Maybe it's me who's just not getting it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I think we cracked this one
If a cat has a gutful of coins, it's going to have a lot more momentum when thrown, which is important when you are trying to hurl your cats through a plate glass window.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Like giving an armour piercing shell a Uranium core.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Is this anything to do with the high school kids who's only crime was 'not supporting the cogars' who she punched out? Or is this sepporate?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

No, that was a whole seperate issue.
You see, the problem with those kids, is that they were asians. And what Rogerthestarfish doesn't want to be widely known, is that she's a dreadful racist who loves nothing better than an excuse to be violent toward those of a different ethnicity to her own.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

My friend Sigmund says that Rogerthestarfish wants to shag her own mum.
Your reasoning above, only confirms this.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Cheers for the xplain

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)