A congratulatory thread
There has been bullying, racism, obsequiousness, oddness and asperges today, all the things that make OT great.

To top off this interesting day i am going wake boarding this evening, what are you up to? Asisde from bullying Rogerthestarfish, I really think this might be the end of her, to kfc she goes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:01, 49 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We can but hope
I reckon she'll get a bargain bucket.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

the reply thread is pure genius
Although it turns out everyone hates you, did you know that?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I'm not sure why someone from /talk said that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'm going to plan the next five years of my life.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You are Joseph Stalin AICMFP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I've done it.
I've just written "DO MORE SHIT" at the top of my diary.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Follow this with KILL 1/4 OF THE POPULATION OF THE CCCP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I'm no genocidal maniac, I might go a bit mad with a sword in a supermarket one day but I doubt I'll take out more than one or two people before my self-hatred forces the tip of the blade between my empty eyes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Are you Bulgarian?
Actually, who ARE you EDIT: I remebered
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'm not Bulgarian, you racist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Sorry Romanian

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Right that's it where's the fucking CEOPS button?!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

*unzips*
it's right....here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:14, Reply)

*presses*
Hello? HELLO?! I'm being abused on the internet!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Yeah, I feel *so* bullied
by a bunch of no life internet mongs. The reply thread has had me laughing for the last 20 minutes. Do you all feel a bit better about yourselves now?
(nolongernuts, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

At least we raised a smile.
How's the internet mongdom working out for you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Oh dear, i have to go wakeboarding now, I would suggest having a sense of humour and keeping your head down, toodle-oo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

only mongs laugh for 20 minutes
SCIENCE FACT.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I can give you the papers to back this up
there's at least one in the Lancet and a couple in Nature.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I want to subscribe to PNAS, I just can't help but smirk every time it's quoted on the BBC.
I almost laughed for twenty minutes when I first heard it said out loud.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I can also confirm they shit themselves at least three times a day.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

They have nappies in your size?

(nolongernuts, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

fetishists cater for everyone these days
you should now with your multiple personality disorder. I work with handicapped kids who have fewer needs than you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Meh. How are they in bed?

(nolongernuts, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

dunno, why don't you ask yourselves?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Bobby got Zinged by Roger
hahahahahahaha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

You're the one with the experience
of shagging mongs.
(nolongernuts, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Go on Roger Zing him again, he's easy meat

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:30, Reply)

If there is a large group of you who have a collection of money for doing something... like, say, a round of drinks. But the money doesn't cover the bill, what do you do?
Get everyone to put a penny in the kitty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Hahahahhahahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Sorry Gonz, I being thick but I don't get this

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

A "kitty" is also a collection of money from a group of people to pay for group related things.
It is funny because Rogerthebatsomethingsomething once apparently held down her poor innocent cat by the head and forced coins down it's throat; massaging the gullet when they wouldn't quite good down properly. I don't know why she did this, it doesn't seem like normal behavour to me, there are some things in this world I just don't understand no matter how hard I try, such as Crosswords. I understand the concept but there are so many words that could fit, I can never think of them, deffo not to also get them match up. Another thing I don't understand in this world is why someone would ram coins down a cats throat for no apparent reason other than what appears to be sexual lust. Maybe it's me who's just not getting it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I think we cracked this one
If a cat has a gutful of coins, it's going to have a lot more momentum when thrown, which is important when you are trying to hurl your cats through a plate glass window.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Like giving an armour piercing shell a Uranium core.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Is this anything to do with the high school kids who's only crime was 'not supporting the cogars' who she punched out? Or is this sepporate?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

No, that was a whole seperate issue.
You see, the problem with those kids, is that they were asians. And what Rogerthestarfish doesn't want to be widely known, is that she's a dreadful racist who loves nothing better than an excuse to be violent toward those of a different ethnicity to her own.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

My friend Sigmund says that Rogerthestarfish wants to shag her own mum.
Your reasoning above, only confirms this.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Cheers for the xplain

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)

that's the same comeback?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Hey Bobby DO YOU SHAG FLIDS???? LOLOLOLOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

No, but I heard he has sex with retards

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Their little arms make it look like a t-Rex is wanking him off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Leaving him in t-rextasy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:07, Reply)

^ and this manchild knows from bitter personal experience

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I love how emvee's baiting you this week, it's fucking hilarious.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I noe!!
Poor emvee, I'm not sure when he decided THAT HE HATES MY FUCKING GUTS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

It's fantastic internet hardmanning and no mistaking it.
I think he may actually implode.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Don't fuck with his zombieing, that would be your first mistake

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:30, Reply)

PLEASE MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS THAT THE BARBEQUE AND POT PIES ARE MADE FROM THE LEFT OVER CHICKEN FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)