Guess where I am. Go on guess : )
Also I can't believe I'm missing such a good QOTW while away.

I have a purple toe and burnt shoulders. Can I have some offtopic loving please.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:20, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

are you on the moon?
and is that why you got purple toes and burnt shoulders?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

that's symptoms of Mars, silly

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Close! Some parts of it could be mistaken for the moon.
I have a purple toe because I'm a dispraxic mong and burnt shoulders because the once a day suncream is shit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

oh :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Gran Canaria

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Good evening Ma'am
Have this liberal daubing of calomine lotion.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Go on then. Rub it on me.....................all over.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I thought you would never ask.
This is my own special blend by the way.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

why bring up calomine lotion?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

She's gonna need an ocean

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Poison Ivyyyyyyyy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

That'll be stuck in my head for the rest of the evening
I'm a fool to myself
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

That's nowt to be ashamed of
There's plenty of worse stuff out there.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

the motion of the ocean and the calomine lotion?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Are you making sure your cleavage gets a good browning before we all show up on your doorstep next week and gawp at your tits?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Yup!
Although my belly will be the colour of tripe.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Sexy sexy tripe.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

You noes it : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

where is your bash being held?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

In my crib home boy!

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

in Todmorden?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Woo Bee-Gee-Bee!
I take it you're enjoying some sunshine!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

It was quite overcast today but I still got burnt.
We've been in Sian water park. I went on the lazy river ride. The rest looked to scary.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I knew you'd limit yourself to the lazy river!
*waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Hi!
It wasn't that lazy. I had to paddle with my arms for quite a bit of it : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Did you go in the pool when the wave machine was on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Awww
I hate heights but still go on the scary rides at places, feel cheated otherwise.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I'm not much of an adrenaline junky.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Are you sure?
I just got this email:

Are you a risk taker? Do you have good general knowledge?
Would you like the chance to win £500,000?

HIGH STAKES is a brand new ITV gameshow hosted by Jeremy Kyle and we are looking for contestants.

If you are interested please email [email protected] for more information.

Take a chance. Take a step. It could be your last... Or it could be worth a fortune.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Erm................................................................................................................................................no fanku.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

But... Jeremy Kyle!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)