I didn't quite swore at him
but I thought of it. A very fat man on the bus, taking a seat and a half, leaving me with only half a seat and crushed. And he smelled.

It'd too early for lunch for me. I'll have pasta again, although I'm starting to go past this phase and starting to want some proper real nice big and tender MEAT!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 11:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Isn't that what got you into this situation in the first place?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

No, it was the wine
the Uruguayan wine. And being upset about having to say no to a job in Spain and having to come back to England. It was kind of, ok, if we're going back to the rain, I want a baby; so drink a bit more of this delicious wine, go on, just a bit more... there you are... now we don't need a condomn, you see?

BTW, that's a joke, we agreed beforehand.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Haha, I like it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

You can use it with your wife
when you want a baby.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Wife?
I can't even stand my girlfriend, let alone consider getting married!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

You can't stand your girlfriend?
Boy, you have a problem.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

She's irritating, tries to play mind games, etc.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Bin her off then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Tbh, I want to see if things get better once she's chilled out a little!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

What this means is
she's a right go-er and he couldn't do without the benefits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Well, that too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

This'll be a "no".
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Happy birthday though!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Aye, I know it's unlikely, but I do like her quite a lot, she just drives me insane.
Not to worry!

Thank you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Are you seeing the same woman that I am?
It can't be possible that there are 2 women out there who are slightly mental.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)