I was too nice to tell her to her face
but when my neighbour woke me up at 6am this morning to get me to move my car, I swore quietly and sleepily the entire time I was out of bed, mainly featuring the words 'If you hadn't parked like such a fucking wanker, I could have parked alongside you instead of behind you and then I would still be asleep, you bucket-cunted imbecile.'
(berk, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If someone woke me up to move my fucking car the words would have been coming out a LOT louder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Well, she's a nice person
and I was parked behind her, she was entitled to ask me to move...but I'm more inclined to believe in the effectiveness of alternative medicine than I am to believe that she passed her driving test, she's a fucking menace and she can't park worth a damn.
(berk, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You tell her

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

You can park her car the night before
so that then you can park yours well and she doesn't have to wake you up in the morning.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)