Took me a while to realise
But yes, we ought to be very dead.

I think the fact that we're not - well, I'm not, I can't speak for anyone else - is down to the terrible decline in christian values in our society.

If we were all fervent believers we'd surely be dead beyond hope of recovery. Because we're not we are alive and therefore abominations in the eyes of the lord or something.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*abomination fives*
Here's the best Facebook status update I've seen on the subject so far:

Haha! So the world ended then.. My arse it did! Fuckin stupid scientist and there stupid fuckin theorys :) suck on that bitches
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Someone's electoral insurance premiums will be going through the roof very soon.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:28, Reply)