Also: Reasons NOT to be cheerful
I'm just about to head off and teach computers for the terrified to a bunch of deaf OAPs. (and no, Monty, I don't mean my husband)

You bumders will have to do without my scintillating company for the rest of the morning. Make sure there's a large, stiff drink waiting for me when I get back. I have a feeling I'm going to need it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Surely that should read " and no, I don't mean Monty"

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I know it's hard to believe
but my husband is even older than Monty. And, in fact, is an actual, real live (barely) OAP.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

He probably looks younger than Monty though unless he has also indulded in a lifetime of drugs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I have it on good authority that he looks like a 'paedo Santa'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

But you've only just got here!
Come back!

*clutches at B3th's departing coat-tails*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'll see *YOU* later.
*points*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

*GLESS*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

i like the way your sig appears to be a continuation of your post

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)