every time I see the word "parish" I think of Louisiana and then True Blood and I get excited
thanks
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hmm Lousianna
Let's drink gin.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

or mint juleps

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)

whiskey more like
or moonshine
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Nope
I think I've drunk enough illegally distilled alcohol in my lifetime. I will stick to the gin and gin cocktails.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Does anybody else get that thing where they drink a lot and their teeth hurt?

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Only when I fall over.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)

only when I step out of line

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)

It's really strange
Like my skull and gums hate my teeth and they are trying to give birth to them to get rid of them.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)

if I drink a lot of wine, then they start to ache
not quite like that though
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)

have you been mixing up the bottles marked 'beer' and 'PCP'?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)

That's it
I've been glugging down the PCP, silly me. Must stop that.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Had a strange experience
In a gay bar in Baton Rouge, LA, many years ago.

That's yer evening gratuitous TD "I've been everywhere" mention used up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)

not unless you tell the story man
THE STORY!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)

It's where he first met Darth, they consummated their perversions by the bins at midnight

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:35, Reply)

only you would think of that

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I think Rory's just projecting his own, sordid fantasies onto other people.
To disguise his true feelings. Like that bloke on American Beauty who shot Kevin Spacey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)

He's admitted it, 'Charles' indeed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Sorry chief
No uphill gardening here.

Look harder, Kimosabee.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

If there are no pictures
it never happened
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I'm sure that will go down very well at your next court appearance for child molestation

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)

OK
It was a bar called Bogarts.

I'd done 24 hours on Greyhound, got showered and changed, went for a beer in the closest bar to the hotel.

Sat at the bar and got talking to a guy called Charles. And at the precise moment I realised I was in a gay bar he realised that I was straight.

One of the best best nights of my life. I was the English Straight in the gay bar.

Lost touch with Charles a couple of years ago, and regret it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)

you massive closet gay

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Not really
One of Charles's "friends" came over to talk at one point.

Charles said "This is Simon, from England, and he's straight."

His friend rolled his eyes, said "Shame" and walked away.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)