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GUESS WHAT, YOU PUSSIES
I JUST CHANGED A MOTHER FUCKING TIRE.
ON A TIRE MACHINE.
AND BALANCED IT AND PUT IT BACK.
FUCK YEAH.
*feels manly*
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:06,
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a tire machine?
does it wear you out?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:07,
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That's the hub of the issue.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:11,
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well tread carefully
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:12,
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*insert rimming joke here*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:13,
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it was hard to think of a good one under pressure
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:14,
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I'm exhausted trying to keep up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:14,
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you're clutching at straws, dogfucker
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:18,
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I'll put the brakes on this thread.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:20,
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no need
just make sure you screen them for quality
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:21,
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I'll take a back-seat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:23,
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we could talk about an alternator subject
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:25,
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good idea
this one's tanked
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:26,
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Do you want to park it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:27,
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oil say when this is over
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:27,
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Dip-stick.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:28,
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RADIATOR
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:30,
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AXEL
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:30,
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SPARE TYRE
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:31,
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CRANK SHAFT
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:31,
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GEAR OIL
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:31,
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BLUE CAR
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:32,
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The red car and the blue car had a race....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:33,
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all red wants to do is stuff his face
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:34,
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He eats everything he sees...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:35,
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from trucks to prickly trees
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:36,
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But smart old blue he took the milky way.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:36,
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TRANSAXLE SEALS
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:31,
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Oooh. Check out the transmission on that!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:32,
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I'd like to get my hands in that rear end!
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:34,
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Cor! get a look at the fenders on that honey!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:36,
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jesus jeff
it's not rocket psi-ence.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:18,
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*impressed*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:19,
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I don't know what one of those is
that could be anything just with some words on it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:13,
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TYRE machine
happy?
you use it to remove TYRES from a rim, and to put new ones on
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:15,
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yeah, I still don't know how to use one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:17,
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yeah, but you said you didn't know what it was, not that you don't know how to use it
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:24,
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OK, well kind of both, really
but I could probably guess what it does from the name
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:28,
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I could guess that you didn't know how to use it
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:29,
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how hard can it be?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:32,
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very
There's like 7 steps to follow *sweats*
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:34,
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I also spilled toothpaste all down my black shirt today, twice, so I look like I've been gargling cum.
This is likely a lose.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:16,
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well hello
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:17,
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well it clearly is
an attraction in some part then ^^
boys are weird
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:18,
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some sort of animal instict like marking your territory I bet
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:24,
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you are on t'internet
here they're be weirdos.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:24,
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and bad spellers
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:24,
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and girls covered in minty-fresh jizz
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:25,
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There are no girls on the internet.
-Dave, 42, Trucker
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:26,
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42 year old truckers often have breasts
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:29,
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jiggly jiggly moobs
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:29,
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hahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:30,
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